<p><strong>Hello and welcome to This Podcast is Written on the Back of the Declaration of Independence</strong></p>
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<p>February is off to the worst possible start. We’ve got ourselves trapped in a purpler-grey children’s entertainment venue with a bunch of murderous sentient robots! Oh no!</p>
<p>That’s right, listeners. It’s time to watch Willy’s Wonderland. Tune in to find out:</p>
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<p>Which famous puppet will absolutely cut a bitch if given the chance?</p>
<p>How many Hollywood production companies does it take to screw in a lightbulb?</p>
<p>When is a shitty horror film like a jar of mayonnaise?</p>
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<p>And send us your suggestions for which Cage spectacular we should tackle next!</p>
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<p>Byeeeeeeee.</p>
