Use Your Loaf

Natalie, Haruka, Audrey, and Grace managed to make the stars align and found a 30-minute slot of time on a Friday night in which to start the second season of their critically-acclaimed podcast (by user allis.m, varshini.k, and (not) haruka on Apple Podcasts). They give life updates, podcast updates, but most important of all: foolproof, scientifically proven, unfailing dating advice. We would know, we're all dating Natalie. If you want some background noise or a taste of nostalgia for the podcast when it talked about nothing productive (Episodes 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 9) (we don't speak of 11)), this is the episode for you.

Natalie, Grace, and Audrey gather again to discuss the horoscopes (as best as they can without Haruka, the mental stability of the group). They talk about each sign, it's ruling planet, general traits, and famous celebrities (and historical figures) born under those signs. Of course, no horoscope discussion would be complete without bringing back the Virgo roasts, a tradition that began way back in Episode 1. Disclaimer: As we all know, zodiac traits are shallow archetypes with little to no scientific backing. If you find yourself offended by anything said in the duration of this episode, keep in mind that none of it is strictly true. Also, Haruki (Haruka) is not actually dead. We think.

Natalie, Haruka, Audrey, and guest, Sandra, joins this episode (Grace was studying for an AP exam). They finish off the month of May by celebrating Asian Pacific American Heritage Month. They discuss topics including: Personal and parent experiences, prominent Asian American figures in media and politics, and the timeline of Asians in America. Disclaimer: Not actually sponsored by 23&Me, obviously. Listen if you want to hear us talk about how it isn't even accurate.

Natalie (completed the Bananas and Sprite Challenge), Haruka, Audrey, and Grace (frustrated) discuss what they found on the Internet. This episode consists of being appalled at the stupidity of people doing Internet challenges and also being said people. Disclaimer: We are definitely not encouraging any of these challenges as many are HIGHLY DANGEROUS and you literally might die. Don't do them. Please.

Natalie, Haruka, Audrey ("Are you okay?" "No."), and (ft.) Grace talk about what's really going on at night . . . They touch on the facts, lore, and meanings of dreams while sharing their own questionable dreaming experiences.