Ep. 416 - Impulse Rifle
<p>A game historian, a game journalist, and a game developer discuss Half-Life 3, The Game Awards, and mpreg.</p>
<p>Hosted by Alex Jaffe, with Frank Cifaldi, Ash Parrish, and Brandon Sheffield. Edited by Esper Quinn, original music by Kurt Feldman.</p>
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<p><strong>SHOW NOTES:</strong></p>
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<a href="https://store.steampowered.com/app/1900250/Demonschool/">Demonschool</a>
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<a href="https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mpreg">Mpreg</a>
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<a href="https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Arnold_Schwarzenegger">Arnold Schwarzenegger</a>
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<a href="https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mr._Mom">Mr. Mom (1983)</a>
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<a href="https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Junior_(1994_film)">Junior (1994)</a>
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<a href="https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Joe_Pesci">Joe Pesci</a>
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<a href="https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Michael_Keaton">Michael Keaton</a>
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<a href="https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Beetlejuice">Beetlejuice (1988)</a>
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<a href="https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hideo_Kojima">Hideo Kojima</a>
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<a href="https://forums.insertcredit.com/t/give-me-bad-weird-video-game-quotes/3008/458">“Welcome to the virtual zone. I hope you enjoy yourself.”</a>
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<a href="https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kasha_varnishkes">Kasha varnishkes</a>
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<a href="https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lancaster,_Pennsylvania">Lancaster, Pennsylvania</a>
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<a href="https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shake_Weight">Shake Weight</a>
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<a href="https://www.americastestkitchen.com/articles/6348-how-to-make-brussels-sprouts-taste-good">America’s Test Kitchen: How to Make Brussels Sprouts Taste Good</a>
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<li>Brandon’s Vegetarian Gravy
<ul>
<li>Start with a roux</li>
<li>Add milk (oat is probably fine)</li>
<li>Add nutritional yeast, soy sauce, herbs like sage and thyme, cumin, beer if you want</li>
<li>Just keep cooking it up until it tastes tangy</li>
<li>Optional: add a smidge of vinegar</li>
</ul>
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<li>Ash’s Greens
<ul>
<li>Sautee Turkey necks until kinda brown</li>
<li>Add chicken stock, sauteed onions, garlic, whatever</li>
<li>Braise meat until tender</li>
<li>Add greens (not kale)</li>
<li>Add seasonings (bay leaf, thyme, sage, pepper, mustard powder, smoked paprika, garam masala, whatever)</li>
<li>Boil another 20-30 minutes</li>
<li>Add a little apple cider vinegar but not too much</li>
</ul>
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</ul>
<p><strong>1</strong>: What happens at an independent game development studio immediately after they release the game they’ve been working on for years? (13:18)</p>
<p><strong>2</strong>: What are the best possible conditions under which to play a video game for review purposes? (16:22)</p>
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<a href="https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Game_Boy_Advance">Game Boy Advance</a>
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<a href="https://www.mobygames.com/company/1790/blizzard-albany/">Vicarious Visions</a>
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<a href="https://www.mobygames.com/game/203119/the-legend-of-zelda-tears-of-the-kingdom/">The Legend of Zelda: Tears of the Kingdom</a>
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<a href="https://www.mobygames.com/company/2348/fromsoftware-inc/">FromSoftware, Inc.</a>
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<a href="https://www.mobygames.com/game/234173/indiana-jones-and-the-great-circle/">Indiana Jones and the Great Circle</a>
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<a href="https://www.gamedeveloper.com/">Game Developer Magazine</a>
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<a href="https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wired_(magazine)">Wired</a>
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<li>
<a href="https://insertcredit.com">insert credit</a>
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<li>
<a href="https://www.mobygames.com/game/226510/elden-ring-shadow-of-the-erdtree/">Elden Ring: Shadow of the Erdtree</a>
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</ul>
<p><strong>3</strong>: What can we say about Rebecca Heineman? (22:28)</p>
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<a href="https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rebecca_Heineman">Rebecca Heineman</a>
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<a href="https://www.pcgamer.com/gaming-industry/legendary-game-designer-programmer-space-invaders-champion-and-lgbtq-trailblazer-rebecca-heineman-has-died/">PC Gamer: Legendary game designer, programmer, Space Invaders champion, and LGBTQ trailblazer Rebecca Heineman has died</a>
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<a href="https://www.mobygames.com/company/45/interplay-entertainment-corp/">Interplay Productions, Inc.</a>
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<a href="https://www.mobygames.com/game/287/wasteland/">Wasteland</a>
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<li>
<a href="https://www.mobygames.com/game/2509/the-bards-tale-iii-thief-of-fate/">The Bard’s Tale III: Thief of Fate</a>
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<a href="https://www.mobygames.com/game/8806/space-invaders/">Space Invaders</a>
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<li>
<a href="https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jennell_Jaquays">Jennell Jaquays</a>
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<li>
<a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y_do6lL7ueQ">VCF West: DOOM 3DO: Or How I Survived Hell — Burger Becky</a>
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<a href="https://bsky.app/profile/elmore.zone/post/3m63ycd46xc2j">John Carmack</a>
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<li>
<a href="https://www.mobygames.com/game/223/fallout/">Fallout</a>
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</ul>
<p><strong>4</strong>: What video game would have the best lipstick and nail polish line? (31:13)</p>
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<li>
<a href="https://www.mobygames.com/game/43659/bayonetta/">Bayonetta</a>
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<li>
<a href="https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/NYX_Professional_Makeup">NYX Professional Makeup</a>
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<a href="https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/ColourPop_Cosmetics">ColourPop Cosmetics</a>
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<li>
<a href="https://www.mobygames.com/game/208241/hello-kitty-island-adventure/">Hello Kitty Island Adventure</a>
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<a href="https://www.mobygames.com/group/478/king-of-fighters-series/">King of Fighters series</a>
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<a href="https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ash_Crimson">Ash Crimson</a>
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<a href="https://www.mobygames.com/game/240344/promise-mascot-agency/">Promise Mascot Agency</a>
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<a href="https://www.mobygames.com/game/198367/forspoken/">Forspoken</a>
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<a href="https://www.mobygames.com/game/79170/overwatch/">Overwatch</a>
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<a href="https://www.mobygames.com/group/3869/guilty-gear-series/">Guilty Gear series</a>
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<a href="https://www.mobygames.com/group/9213/dragon-age-series/">Dragon Age series</a>
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<a href="https://www.mobygames.com/game/5764/space-channel-5/">Space Channel 5</a>
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<a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qpQ4oHsgv1Q">Space Channel 5 Japanese Sanitary Towel Commercial</a>
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<a href="https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/blinking-white-guy">Drew Scanlon</a>
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<a href="https://www.mobygames.com/game/8641/space-channel-5-part-2/">Space Channel 5: Part 2</a>
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<a href="https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Michael_Jackson">Michael Jackson</a>
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<a href="https://www.mobygames.com/group/8208/ryu-ga-gotoku-like-a-dragon-yakuza-universe/">Yakuza series</a>
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<a href="https://www.mobygames.com/group/584/sonic-the-hedgehog-universe/">Sonic the Hedgehog series</a>
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<a href="https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sailor_Moon">Sailor Moon</a>
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<a href="https://www.mobygames.com/group/475/pokemon-universe/">Pokemon series</a>
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<a href="https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shadow_the_Hedgehog">Shadow the Hedgehog</a>
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<a href="https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ichiban_Kasuga">Ichiban Kasuga</a>
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<a href="https://www.mobygames.com/group/5132/ace-attorney-gyakuten-saiban-series/">Ace Attorney series</a>
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<a href="https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Critical_Role">Critical Role</a>
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</ul>
<p><strong>5</strong>: Low Guppy asks, if you could take the assets of any videogame and make a completely different game with them, which game would you use and what would you make? (36:59)</p>
<ul>
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<a href="https://www.mobygames.com/game/7277/toejam-earl-in-panic-on-funkotron/">ToeJam & Earl in Panic on Funkotron</a>
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<a href="https://www.mobygames.com/game/15798/kingdom-hearts-chain-of-memories/">Kingdom Hearts: Chain of Memories</a>
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<a href="https://www.mobygames.com/company/2479/wayforward-technologies-inc/">WayForward Technologies, Inc.</a>
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<a href="https://www.mobygames.com/group/3144/sailor-moon-licensees/">Sailor Moon licensees</a>
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</ul>
<p><strong>6</strong>: BreadyToDie asks, how hard should a game push a player to play a certain way? (39:08)</p>
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<a href="https://www.mobygames.com/group/596/legend-of-zelda-series/">Legend of Zelda series</a>
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<li>
<a href="https://www.mobygames.com/game/210462/super-mario-bros-wonder/">Super Mario Bros. Wonder</a>
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<a href="https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kirby_Air_Riders">Kirby Air Riders</a>
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<li>
<a href="https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Aliens_(film)">Aliens (1986)</a>
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<a href="https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Masahiro_Sakurai">Masahiro Sakurai</a>
</li>
</ul>
<p><strong>7</strong>: What effect does The Game Awards actually have on video games? (43:47)</p>
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<li>
<a href="https://www.gamedeveloper.com/business/the-game-awards-confirms-its-future-class-program-will-remain-on-ice">The Game Awards</a>
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<a href="https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Ones_Who_Walk_Away_from_Omelas">The Ones Who Walk Away from Omelas</a>
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<a href="https://www.mobygames.com/group/2640/call-of-duty-universe/">Call of Duty series</a>
</li>
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<a href="https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hideo_Kojima">Hideo Kojima</a>
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<li>
<a href="https://bsky.app/profile/pyrofoux.bsky.social/post/3m5ernuml2s2p">Geoff Keighley</a>
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<a href="https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Academy_of_Interactive_Arts_%26_Sciences">Academy of Interactive Arts & Sciences</a>
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<a href="https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/D.I.C.E._Awards">D.I.C.E. Awards</a>
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</ul>
<p><strong>8</strong>: How are they going to one-up the Gravity Gun? (49:22)</p>
<ul>
<li>
<a href="https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gravity_gun">Gravity Gun</a>
</li>
<li>
<a href="https://kotaku.com/half-life-3-timeline-hype-leaks-clues-explained-release-date-november-trailer-2000645448">Kotaku: Why The Internet Thinks Half-Life 3 Is Being Announced This Month</a>
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<li>
<a href="https://www.mobygames.com/game/143668/half-life-alyx/">Half-Life: Alyx</a>
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<li>
<a href="https://store.steampowered.com/sale/steammachine">Steam Machine</a>
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<li>
<a href="https://www.mobygames.com/game/104208/fortnite/">Fortnite</a>
</li>
<li>
<a href="https://www.mobygames.com/company/39231/lcg-entertainment-inc/">Telltale Games</a>
</li>
<li>
<a href="https://www.mobygames.com/game/76982/firewatch/">Firewatch</a>
</li>
<li>
<a href="https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Campo_Santo_(company)">Campo Santo</a>
</li>
<li>
<a href="https://half-life.fandom.com/wiki/Dog">Dog</a>
</li>
<li>
<a href="https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Phantom_Tollbooth">The Phantom Tollbooth</a>
</li>
<li>
<a href="https://www.mobygames.com/game/96127/super-mario-odyssey/">Super Mario Odyssey</a>
</li>
</ul>
<p><strong>LIGHTNING ROUND:</strong> One Sentence Review but it kind of also becomes Name Design halfway through (54:52)</p>
<p><strong>Recommendations and Outro</strong> (01:00:57):</p>
<ul>
<li>
<strong>Brandon</strong>: <a href="https://www.goodreads.com/book/show/849068.All_Those_Moments">All Those Moments by Rutger Hauer</a>, <a href="https://store.steampowered.com/app/1900250/Demonschool/">please review Demonschool on Steam if you’ve bought it</a>
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<strong>Frank:</strong> <a href="https://store.steampowered.com/app/1660960/Windswept/">Windswept</a>, review the games you like</li>
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<strong>Ash</strong>: Let the people in your life know you love them, <a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rMhIUU_LX0w">Sailor Moon Abridged</a>
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</ul>
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