Shad and Pete Save The World!

The Christmas cheer rolls on as Shad delivers an update on the ever-endangered Gävle Goat, and Pete sets himself a bold festive mission: make Christmas horny again. With no problems to solve this week, the lads dive into some classic “Would You Rather” conundrums.

Pete reminds us why he’s the most Type 2 Type 1 diabetic alive, while Shad dives headfirst into weird Christmas traditions—including Sweden’s beloved (and frequently torched) Gävle Goat. There’s also an unreasonable amount of tiramisu chat, plenty of death talk, and ground-nesting birds cop an absolute belting for their terrible life choices.

Pete’s finally wrapped up his tour, Shad’s been deep-diving into the greatest moments in sports commentary, and somehow the lads end up playing the saddest game imaginable: The Nonce Draft. There are no winners here, only deep regret.

Let us know who you think “won”… in the game everyone definitely loses.

This week, Shad’s been awake for over 24 hours without drugs (we checked), Pete’s dad is living his best life in Thailand and begging for followers, and things completely derail when the lads tackle the world’s worst “Would You Rather?” — Diddy’s Freak Off or Epstein’s Island? Yeah… it’s a rough one.

This week, Pete discovers his name has been artistically vandalised at a beautiful venue but a friend of the show, and the boys launch into comparing brothels to pizza shops. Meanwhile, Shad’s crowd gets a little pissed on (not by him but maybe by him) and somehow, we still make time to fix your problems.

Problems tackled include: “My partner and I are feuding over the dishwasher,” and a fan who misses the boys.