Reels of Justice

The Court pigs out on discarded M&M’S this week when author Maisie Culver (“Of Monsters and Menses”) pops “the question” (“are you a bad movie?”) to the 2001 romantic comedy “The Wedding Planner.” *** Prosecutor: Maynard Bangs. Defense: Maisie Culver. Judge: The Honorable Dylan J. Schlender. Jurors: Dylan J. Schlender, Ryan Luis Rodriguez, Big Ben Haslar. *** Advisory: Silvana Carranza. Prologue: Kirk R. Thatcher. Original Theme: WT Golden. What did you think of the verdict?

The Court sends Bruce Willis back through its revolving door system again this week when Hunter Stair (“The Yacht or Nyacht Podcast”) defends the 1991 action comedy “The Last Boy Scout.” *** Prosecutor: Dylan J. Schlender. Defense: Hunter Stair. Judge: The Honorable Maynard Bangs. Jurors: Maynard Bangs, Ryan Luis Rodriguez, Big Ben Haslar. *** Advisory: Silvana Carranza. Prologue: Kirk R. Thatcher. Original Theme: WT Golden. What did you think of the verdict?

This week, the Court finds out it was a ghost the whole time when Ryan Verrill (“Antenna Releasing”), who was also a ghost the whole time, spoils the shocking twist ending of 1999’s “The Sixth Sense.” *** Prosecutor: Maynard Bangs. Defense: Ryan Verrill. Judge: The Honorable Big Ben Haslar. Jurors: Dylan J. Schlender, Ryan Luis Rodriguez, Big Ben Haslar. *** Advisory: Silvana Carranza. Prologue: Kirk R. Thatcher. Original Theme: WT Golden. What did you think of the verdict?

The Court has been posthumously recast this week when author Matt Pruitt (“The Phenomenal Sasquatch”) delivers a powerful skipping side kick to the 1978 crime film “Game of Death.” *** Prosecutor: Matt Pruitt. Defense: Big Ben Haslar. Judge: The Honorable Ryan Luis Rodriguez. Jurors: Maynard Bangs, Ryan Luis Rodriguez, Dylan J. Schlender. *** Advisory: Silvana Carranza. Prologue: Kirk R. Thatcher. Original Theme: WT Golden. What did you think of the verdict?

The Court travels back in time this week to see J.D. Ryznar (“The Yacht or Nyacht Podcast”) help a younger version of himself defend the 1995 sci-fi film “12 Monkeys.” *** Prosecutor: Dylan J. Schlender. Defense: J.D. Ryznar. Judge: The Honorable Big Ben Haslar. Jurors: Maynard Bangs, Ryan Luis Rodriguez, Big Ben Haslar. *** Advisory: Silvana Carranza. Prologue: Kirk R. Thatcher. Original Theme: WT Golden. What did you think of the verdict?