<p>In this week’s episode, AJ and Tara embrace chaos, caffeine, and questionable Google Sheet scripts as they attempt something completely new: <strong>Cards Against In Death</strong> — our homemade, wildly unofficial, definitely ridiculous <em>In Death</em>-themed version of Cards Against Humanity.</p><p>Tara showed up <em>technically at work</em> (muted meeting, webcam off, priorities firmly in place), AJ threw together a game at 11:30pm the night before, and together they dove headfirst into a half-hour of absolute nonsense that somehow still made perfect sense in the <em>In Death</em> universe. </p><ul><li><p>We discover Tibbles’ secret Urban Wars codename. (It might be Galahad. Honestly? It works.)</p></li><li><p>Eve bribes Dickhead… and no one is surprised by the method.</p></li><li><p>Mira’s Excellent Legs™ become a therapeutic tool.</p></li><li><p>Rourke contemplates tech breakthroughs powered by soy dogs.</p></li><li><p>The bullpen’s betting pools escalate into utter stupidity.</p></li><li><p>Feeney’s computer crashes because… of course it does.</p></li><li><p>And the recurring answer of the episode: <strong>“Meat. Both kinds.”</strong> It haunts us. It defines us. It <em>is</em> Podcast in Death lore now.</p></li></ul><p>Listeners, you&#39;re welcome.</p><ul><li><p>Chaotic energy from the jump</p></li><li><p>Truly unhinged prompt/answer combos</p></li><li><p>AJ desperately trying to keep the spreadsheet alive</p></li><li><p>Tara discovering prompts in real time</p></li><li><p>A surprisingly sweet moment involving Dennis Mira</p></li><li><p>The dawning realization that we <em>absolutely</em> need a live version where YOU submit cards</p></li></ul><p>This is one of our shortest episodes in a while, but it’s packed with laughs, references only In Death fans will understand, and moments that made us cackle out loud.</p><p>We also hear from:</p><ul><li><p><strong>Kimberly</strong>, our newest Patron (Detective Level—thank you!!)</p></li><li><p><strong>Sarah</strong>, who got her patron mug and immediately filled it with Seattle’s Best because Eve’s blend remains tragically unavailable</p></li><li><p><strong>Leah</strong>, whose listener questions inspired an entire episode</p></li><li><p><strong>Sarah (again!)</strong>, who sent us a pair of purple boots that Eve would absolutely wear… zipper mechanics aside</p></li></ul><p>Plus:<br>A discussion about futuristic crime tech (because Nora keeps predicting the future), some talk about upcoming episodes, and plans for future guests when Tara is unavailable… or in a meeting again.</p><p>Send us:</p><ul><li><p>New black-card prompts</p></li><li><p>New white-card answers</p></li><li><p>Anything absolutely bonkers that fits the In Death world</p></li></ul><p>We WILL do a Round Two — and probably a live version.</p><p>💬 <strong>Email:</strong> <a href="" rel="noopener">[email protected]</a><br>📞 <strong>Call/Text:</strong> 205-476-2753 (that’s 205-4-Rourke)<br>📱 <strong>Find us on social:</strong> Facebook, Instagram, TikTok, BlueSky — just search <strong>Podcast in Death</strong>.</p><p>If you want to be a guest (or know someone who should be), reach out!</p>