<p><strong>Jon D. takes on ketchup conspiracies (seriously — check the Pantone match), why <em>Andor</em> might just be the best Star Wars content ever created. Plus listener giveaways, and more. It’s part stand-up, part soapbox, and full of Jon D. style.</strong></p><p>🧃The Great Ketchup Conspiracy: ever wonder why the Heinz bottle at your favorite restaurant doesn't taste quite right? Jon breaks down how Heinz is now using <strong>Pantone color codes</strong> on its labels to bust restaurants refilling bottles with off-brand junk. (Check your ketchup before you wreck your hot dog.)</p><p>🏒 Jon weighs in on the <strong>Stanley Cup Final: Panthers vs. Oilers</strong>, and yes, he’s <strong>pulling for Edmonton again</strong>. He also recaps the Capitals' season, including Ovi’s record-breaking moment, and breaks down what went wrong against Carolina (aka “the Dirty Canes”).</p><p>🌌 Jon dives deep into <em>Andor</em> Season 2, calling it the most grounded and realistic Star Wars yet. He praises the gritty world building, standout performances (shoutout to Cyril’s overbearing mom), and the bold storytelling choices. </p><p>📬 Congrats to <strong>Alex B.</strong> for winning the Amazon gift card for Ep. 72, and props to <strong>Wade B.</strong> for longtime loyalty — Wade’s getting a surprise $10 card just for sticking with the pod. Jon also answers the classic question: <em>What’s up with the “D” in Jon D?</em> (Spoiler: blame another comic from Pittsburgh and a clever suggestion from Mike Diesel.)</p><p>🎁 Want in on the giveaway? Email the <strong>minute mark</strong> where Jon says the episode title to <a target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer nofollow" href="mailto:[email protected]"><strong>[email protected]</strong></a> — first one to do it wins a $10 Amazon gift card. It’s an investment… but it might pay off. Eventually.</p><p>“You should ask to see the manager and ask for a free dessert — because you have been emotionally scarred.” – Jon D. Miller</p><p><strong>This episode also includes:</strong></p><ul><li>Memories of marrying ketchup bottles in restaurant side work</li><li>Giant summer vacation families and chaotic beach town dinners</li><li>NHL goal song beefs (looking at you, “Dallas Stars”)</li><li>A little podcast voice creeping into Jon’s stand-up voice</li><li>Jon’s case for watching <em>Andor</em> and <em>Kenobi</em></li><li>A shoutout to <em>Real Genius</em> and other great summer movies</li></ul><p><strong>Support & Connect:</strong> 💸 Venmo: <strong>@JonD.Podcom</strong> 📬 Listener mail / contest entries: <a target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer nofollow" href="mailto:[email protected]"><strong>[email protected]</strong></a> 📱 Instagram + Threads: @JonD.Podcom 👍 Facebook: Jon D Podcast 📺 YouTube: JonDPodcom (may include dumb stuff, but it's still worth it)</p><p><em>Recorded using a Shure SM7dB microphone.</em> </p><p><em>Recorded & produced at Amber Tree Media Studio by Jon D PodCom</em></p><p><strong>Charity Spotlight:</strong></p><ul><li><strong>No Kid Hungry</strong> – Helping school-age children access food, especially during summer break</li><li><strong>Wounded Warrior Project</strong> – Supporting America’s veterans with care, housing, and health</li><li><a target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer nofollow" href="http://BestFriends.org"><strong>BestFriends.org</strong></a> – Working to make every animal shelter a no-kill shelter nationwide</li></ul><p>#JonDPodcast #KetchupConspiracy #StanleyCupFinals #Andor #StarWars #Heinze #Capitals #Comedy #Oilers </p>