Huzzah! The boys fid themselves once again hurled through the fizzures of time and space, this time belched right into the bowels of April 1981. Walking amongst the mortals, the fellas lock into a couple of Lean Cuisines, and lemon Nestea. Topics in this episode:Skittles make their US debutNeil Diamond's America hits the top 40'sThe Go-Go's sign to IRS recordsAustralian Jim Bailey attempts the dumbest stunt everThe Great Once Wayne Gretzky sets the all time assist recordTy Fighter reveals his love of One Tree HillThe first portable computer makes it's first appearance1st female coxswain leads Yale to victoryThe Bucksf Fizz win Eurovision1st ever Hispanic mayor elected The dumbest bank robbers in Baltimore historyRick James Street Songs releasedGeneral Omar Bradley dies1st diagnosis of what would become AIDSFernandomania is also diagnosed Hollywood Squares ends its first runJoe Dante's The Howling releasedGeorge Romero's Knightriders releasedNIGHTHAWKS hits theatersEddie Van Halen marries Valerie BertinelliLarry Holmes defeats Trevor BurbickArts and Entertainment (A&E Channel) hits cable tvJoe Louis diesTulsi Gabbard belched into the worldBernstein or Berenstain Bears?15 coal miners die in ColoradoBuck Rogers canceledRingo Starr in CAVEMANThe longest professional baseball game ever playedTom Seaver becomes the 5th pitcher to hit 3000KsHayden Christensen bornThe death of the Tetris KingThe last Women's Professional Basketball game playedFinal episode of SOAP airsWeird Al Yankovic makes his television debutFalcon Crest airs its pilot episodeEric Clapton in a car wreckJC Penny introduces penny bondsLargest bank robbery in historyTime capsule discovered at the Empire State BuildingThe first monster truck BIGFOOT bornPaul McCartney's WINGS get clippedSpiro Agnew continues to be a piece of shitMan falls into the biggest hole on earthBillie Jean King sued for being a lesbianSteve Carlton becomes the 6th pitcher to strike out 3000 battersBud Light is marketed for the first timelist of music videos that debuted