Let's all hop along, hop along onto the wagon... why? Because we've got a trail to ride my friends, a trail to O-re-gon! And what'll we do on our way way over there? Why, we'll...Get dysentery!Get robbed!Break limbs!Get stranded!Go hungry!Die of thirst!Get bitten by snakes!...and fail to ford a few rivers!Because that's the way it goes, down yonder O-re-gon way!Guess what this episode's all about? If you were in elementary or middle school around when we were, you'll be having flashbacks about now to the greatest text-based edutainment game located in every school in the country right about now!If not... hop on in and get your learn on! TO OREGON!