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Just a brief update about Futile Attempts & news of a sodding live show and Christ in a bucket  I’ve gone and set up a Patreon page like those fucking podcasters do.   Tickets:        

AN UPDATE

Everything Ends. Including this series. Kim is chucking loads of crap away, but first he wants to say thank you to the complete stranger that gave him some urine.   Starring Adam Buxton as Adam Buxton.   Futile Attempts (At Surviving Tomorrow) is written and presented by Kim Noble. The producer is Benbrick.   The series is produced by Novel. www.thisisnovel.co.uk

<description>&lt;p dir="ltr" style= "line-height: 1.38; margin-top: 0pt; margin-bottom: 0pt;"&gt; &lt;span style= "font-size: 11pt; font-family: 'Century Gothic',sans-serif; color: #000000; background-color: transparent; font-variant-numeric: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;"&gt; Everything Ends. Including this series. &lt;span class="il"&gt;Kim&lt;/span&gt; is chucking loads of crap away,&lt;/span&gt; &lt;span style= "background-color: transparent; color: #000000; font-family: 'Century Gothic',sans-serif; font-size: 11pt; white-space: pre-wrap;"&gt; but first he wants to say thank you to the complete stranger that gave him some urine.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p dir="ltr" style= "line-height: 1.38; margin-top: 0pt; margin-bottom: 0pt;"&gt;  &lt;/p&gt; &lt;p dir="ltr" style= "line-height: 1.38; margin-top: 0pt; margin-bottom: 0pt;"&gt; &lt;span style= "font-size: 11pt; font-family: 'Century Gothic',sans-serif; color: #000000; background-color: transparent; font-variant-numeric: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;"&gt; Starring Adam Buxton as Adam Buxton.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p dir="ltr" style= "line-height: 1.38; margin-top: 0pt; margin-bottom: 0pt;"&gt;  &lt;/p&gt; &lt;p dir="ltr" style= "line-height: 1.38; margin-top: 0pt; margin-bottom: 0pt;"&gt; &lt;span style= "font-size: 11pt; font-family: 'Century Gothic',sans-serif; color: #000000; background-color: transparent; font-variant-numeric: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;"&gt; Futile Attempts (At Surviving Tomorrow) is written and presented by &lt;span class="il"&gt;Kim&lt;/span&gt; &lt;span class="il"&gt;Noble&lt;/span&gt;. The producer is Benbrick.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p dir="ltr" style= "line-height: 1.38; margin-top: 0pt; margin-bottom: 0pt;"&gt;  &lt;/p&gt; &lt;p dir="ltr" style= "line-height: 1.38; margin-top: 0pt; margin-bottom: 0pt;"&gt; &lt;span style= "font-size: 11pt; font-family: 'Century Gothic',sans-serif; color: #000000; background-color: transparent; font-variant-numeric: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;"&gt; The series is produced b&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style= "font-size: 11pt; font-family: 'Century Gothic',sans-serif; color: #000000; background-color: transparent; font-variant-numeric: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;"&gt;y Novel. www.thisisnovel.co.uk&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p&gt; &lt;/p&gt;</description>

Everything Ends. Including this series. Kim is chucking loads of crap away,  but first he wants to say thank you to the complete stranger that gave him some urine.      Starring Adam Buxton as Adam Buxton.      Futile Attempts (At Surviving...

THE DUMP

Tai Chi is absolute wank and ain't that the truth. If anyone knows that it’s plumbers. With help from Kim Noble’s sensei, we learn the importance of breathing. This episode was mainly recorded from a showroom wardrobe and also includes a free meditation session.   Futile Attempts (At Surviving Tomorrow) is written and presented by Kim Noble. The producer is Benbrick.   The series is produced by Novel. www.thisisnovel.co.uk

<description>&lt;p dir="ltr" style= "line-height: 1.38; margin-top: 0pt; margin-bottom: 0pt;"&gt; &lt;span style= "font-size: 11pt; font-family: 'Century Gothic',sans-serif; color: #000000; background-color: transparent; font-variant-numeric: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;"&gt; Tai Chi is absolute wank and ain't that the truth. If anyone knows that it’s plumbers. With help from &lt;span class="il"&gt;Kim&lt;/span&gt; Noble’s sensei, we learn the importance of breathing. This episode was mainly recorded from a showroom wardrobe and also includes a free meditation session.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p dir="ltr" style= "line-height: 1.38; margin-top: 0pt; margin-bottom: 0pt;"&gt;  &lt;/p&gt; &lt;p dir="ltr" style= "line-height: 1.38; margin-top: 0pt; margin-bottom: 0pt;"&gt; &lt;span style= "font-size: 11pt; font-family: 'Century Gothic',sans-serif; color: #000000; background-color: transparent; font-variant-numeric: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;"&gt; Futile Attempts (At Surviving Tomorrow) is written and presented by &lt;span class="il"&gt;Kim&lt;/span&gt; Noble. The producer is Benbrick.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p dir="ltr" style= "line-height: 1.38; margin-top: 0pt; margin-bottom: 0pt;"&gt;  &lt;/p&gt; &lt;p dir="ltr" style= "line-height: 1.38; margin-top: 0pt; margin-bottom: 0pt;"&gt; &lt;span style= "font-size: 11pt; font-family: 'Century Gothic',sans-serif; color: #000000; background-color: transparent; font-variant-numeric: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;"&gt; The series is produced by Novel. www.thisisnovel.co.uk&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p&gt; &lt;/p&gt;</description>

Tai Chi is absolute wank and ain't that the truth. If anyone knows that it’s plumbers. With help from Kim Noble’s sensei, we learn the importance of breathing. This episode was mainly recorded from a showroom wardrobe and also includes a free...

TAI CHI & WARDROBES

The average person spends six months of their miserable lives waiting in queues. For Kim it's about seven months… This episode investigates this futile act. We also hear from the happiest man alive.   Futile Attempts (At Surviving Tomorrow) is written and presented by Kim Noble. The producer is Benbrick.   The series is produced by Novel. www.thisisnovel.co.uk

<description>&lt;p dir="ltr" style= "line-height: 1.38; margin-top: 0pt; margin-bottom: 0pt;"&gt; &lt;span style= "font-size: 11pt; font-family: 'Century Gothic',sans-serif; color: #000000; background-color: transparent; font-variant-numeric: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;"&gt; The average person spends six months of their miserable lives waiting in queues.&lt;/span&gt; &lt;span style= "background-color: transparent; color: #000000; font-family: 'Century Gothic',sans-serif; font-size: 11pt; white-space: pre-wrap;"&gt; For &lt;span class="il"&gt;Kim&lt;/span&gt; it's about seven months… This episode investigates this futile act. We also hear from the happiest man alive.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p&gt; &lt;/p&gt; &lt;p dir="ltr" style= "line-height: 1.38; margin-top: 0pt; margin-bottom: 0pt;"&gt; &lt;span style= "font-size: 11pt; font-family: 'Century Gothic',sans-serif; color: #000000; background-color: transparent; font-variant-numeric: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;"&gt; Futile Attempts (At Surviving Tomorrow) is written and presented by &lt;span class="il"&gt;Kim&lt;/span&gt; Noble. The producer is Benbrick.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p&gt; &lt;/p&gt; &lt;p dir="ltr" style= "line-height: 1.38; margin-top: 0pt; margin-bottom: 0pt;"&gt; &lt;span style= "font-size: 11pt; font-family: 'Century Gothic',sans-serif; color: #000000; background-color: transparent; font-variant-numeric: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;"&gt; The series is produced by Novel. www.thisisnovel.co.uk&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p&gt; &lt;/p&gt;</description>

The average person spends six months of their miserable lives waiting in queues.  For Kim it's about seven months… This episode investigates this futile act. We also hear from the happiest man alive.     Futile Attempts (At Surviving Tomorrow)...

WAITING FOR KAREN

Back in 2012 Kim recorded the sounds of his neighbours having sex. He will share those sounds with you... if that's ok… and we’ll listen to a secret recording he made whilst a girlfriend broke up with him back in 2005. He recorded it for training and quality control purposes.   Futile Attempts (At Surviving Tomorrow) is written and presented by Kim Noble. The producer is Benbrick.   The series is produced by Novel. www.thisisnovel.co.uk

<description>&lt;p dir="ltr" style= "line-height: 1.38; margin-top: 0pt; margin-bottom: 0pt;"&gt; &lt;span style= "font-size: 11pt; font-family: 'Century Gothic',sans-serif; color: #000000; background-color: transparent; font-variant-numeric: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;"&gt; Back in 2012 &lt;span class="il"&gt;Kim&lt;/span&gt; recorded the sounds of his neighbours having sex. He will share those sounds with you... if that's ok… and we’ll listen to a secret recording he made whilst a girlfriend broke up with him back in 2005. He recorded it for training and quality control purposes.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p&gt; &lt;/p&gt; &lt;p dir="ltr" style= "line-height: 1.38; margin-top: 0pt; margin-bottom: 0pt;"&gt; &lt;span style= "font-size: 11pt; font-family: 'Century Gothic',sans-serif; color: #000000; background-color: transparent; font-variant-numeric: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;"&gt; Futile Attempts (At Surviving Tomorrow) is written and presented by &lt;span class="il"&gt;Kim&lt;/span&gt; Noble. The producer is Benbrick.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p&gt; &lt;/p&gt; &lt;p dir="ltr" style= "line-height: 1.38; margin-top: 0pt; margin-bottom: 0pt;"&gt; &lt;span style= "font-size: 11pt; font-family: 'Century Gothic',sans-serif; color: #000000; background-color: transparent; font-variant-numeric: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;"&gt; The series is produced by&lt;/span&gt; Novel. www.thisisnovel.co.uk&lt;/p&gt;</description>

Back in 2012 Kim recorded the sounds of his neighbours having sex. He will share those sounds with you... if that's ok… and we’ll listen to a secret recording he made whilst a girlfriend broke up with him back in 2005. He recorded it for training...

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Futile Attempts (At Surviving Tomorrow) is the new podcast from critically acclaimed comedian and performance artist Kim Noble. 


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