Heat Death of the Universe

[ ♪ The Beach Boys' "Wouldn't It Be Nice" ♪ ] Back with another one, we circle the drain with some of The Newz (some embarRICEment and all still mostly quite bad), briefly exploring Josh's own week of manospheric self-improvement (stay tuned for more!), and eventually reaching a discussion about the documentary Louis Theroux: The Manosphere, causing us to wonder: Why is this still relevant? What year is this? Who are these people? Do they actually like sex, even a little? Do they enjoy anythi...

Desperately needing to crawl into the past toward our mommies because The News is too much to bear, not only to read about compulsively but to then also spend further time trying to deal with via talking into microphones. So we very intentionally decided to do the most wholesome thing we could think of and discuss the Mighty Ducks film franchise, specifically 1992 original, which exposed the viciousness of the competive non-professional hockey world, introduced a generation to the real ...

We struggle to a near comical degree to take The News head-on and The News may've won this round. An especially hellish week among hellish weeks. If you really wanna know how I feel just look at my posting history of late. Please don't kill yourself. Join a labor union. P.S. Publicly available Matt Schlapp contact info for no particular reason. P.P.S. Credit to @citiesbydiana for some repurposed audio elements from her videos. Recorded on Saturday, March 7th, 2569 around 12.30 PM Korea Standa...

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Tim goes on strike. Josh quits his job. Perhaps chatbot-led surgery just might not be quite calibrated to utopian levels yet. The Philes, continued: Bill Gates retrospection; Petey "Low-Carb Vulva" Attia and his uncanny valley teeth; the beautifully intricate and philosophically astute mind, prose and experimental punctuation of jeevacation; and so on. ElooMa has reached his rock bottom but vows to Bore™ his way through to even deeper levels of mediocrity. Plus, ElooMa's brother, Kimble...