We Are Not Astrologers

EPISODE FIVE This episode looks at Jupiter and Saturn, the transitional planets. These planets control growth and boundaries respectively, and come together to give us a sense of purpose and direction. We will also discuss how these giant, slow moving planets have a big impact when they transit their starting position in your natal chart – known as a return. At the end, as always, we have a little bit of fun with the Head to Head and this week we battle it out in the school yard. Follow us on Instagram @notastrologers to get more insights through pop culture and to vote on each Head to Head.

EPISODE FOUR In this episode we discuss Venus and Mars, the astrological power couple. Venus rules over desire and beauty, and together with the drive and power of Mars we get a good idea of what significant relationships need to thrive. Stay around to the end of the episode for a little bit of sex education – or more specifically to find out what sex toy your sign is. Follow us on Instagram @notastrologers to get more insights through pop culture and to vote on each Head to Head.

EPISODE THREE In this episode we look at Mercury, the planet of communication and expression. We look at the upcoming and last – thank god – Mercury Retrograde of 2020. Make sure to stick around to the end for the Head to Head where we search for answers to the most poignant questions: Who is a Motorola flip phone? Who was the first smartphone? Who is the Nokia brick? Follow us on Instagram @notastrologers to get more insights through pop culture and to vote on each Head to Head.

EPISODE TWO This episode we tell you the Story of the Zodiac in a post-apocalyptic wasteland. Then we’ll delve deeper into how the elements and modalities intersect and create the 12 astrological signs. Finally, we’ll go Head to Head – assigning natural disaster to each sign – which hopefully will help us remember that Aquarius is an Air sign and Scorpio is Water. Follow us on Instagram @notastrologers to get more insights through pop culture and to vote on each Head to Head.

EPISODE ONE This episode we introduce you to the sun, moon and rising signs by discussing our own. We talk about the differences between each placement and how they come together. Then we pay homage to the countless memes that taught us so much about astrology in Head to Head – a challenge to see who knows the signs best, as judged by you.  Follow us on Instagram @notastrologers to get more insights through pop culture and to vote on each Head to Head.