<description>&lt;p&gt;In this Gurometer double bill, Matt and Chris break out the much-sought-after Gurometer™ to score Teal Swan and Scott Galloway across the 11 recurring guru traits. In one efficient episode, we compare cosmic-certified spirituality with secular man-talk (and a surprising amount of puffer-jacket merchandising). As a bonus, get ready to thrill at Matt's eternal puzzlement at his own simple binary question of 'guru-osity'.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;strong&gt;Links&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;ol&gt;&lt;li data-list="bullet"&gt;&lt;span class="ql-ui" contenteditable="false"&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;a href="https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1Oe-af4_OmzLJavktcSKGfP0wmxCX0ppP8n_Tvi9l_yc/edit?usp=sharing" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank"&gt;Gurometer scores to date&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt;&lt;/ol&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;The full episode is available for Patreon subscribers (51 mins).&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;Join us at: &lt;a href="https://www.patreon.com/DecodingTheGurus" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank"&gt;https://www.patreon.com/DecodingTheGurus&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;strong&gt;Gurometer: Teal Swan and Scott Galloway&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;00:00 Back to the Gurometer: Teal and Scott&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;02:33 Galaxy Brain-ness&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;04:18 Cultishness&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;05:25 Anti-Establishmentarianism&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;08:31 Grievance Mongering&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;10:55 Self Aggrandisement and Narcissism &lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;14:30 Cassandra Complex&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;18:03 Revolutionary Theories&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;21:49 Pseudo-Profound Bullshit&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;26:07 Conspiracy Mongering&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;28:50 Excessive Profiteering&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;36:25 Moral Grandstanding&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;40:33 Overall Gurometer Score&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;41:27 Rapid Fire Bonus Guru Points&lt;/p&gt;</description>

Decoding the Gurus

Christopher Kavanagh and Matthew Browne

Gurometer: Teal Swan and Scott Galloway

MAR 18, 202619 MIN
Decoding the Gurus

Gurometer: Teal Swan and Scott Galloway

MAR 18, 202619 MIN

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In this Gurometer double bill, Matt and Chris break out the much-sought-after Gurometer™ to score Teal Swan and Scott Galloway across the 11 recurring guru traits. In one efficient episode, we compare cosmic-certified spirituality with secular man-talk (and a surprising amount of puffer-jacket merchandising). As a bonus, get ready to thrill at Matt's eternal puzzlement at his own simple binary question of 'guru-osity'.LinksGurometer scores to dateThe full episode is available for Patreon subscribers (51 mins).Join us at: https://www.patreon.com/DecodingTheGurusGurometer: Teal Swan and Scott Galloway00:00 Back to the Gurometer: Teal and Scott02:33 Galaxy Brain-ness04:18 Cultishness05:25 Anti-Establishmentarianism08:31 Grievance Mongering10:55 Self Aggrandisement and Narcissism 14:30 Cassandra Complex18:03 Revolutionary Theories21:49 Pseudo-Profound Bullshit26:07 Conspiracy Mongering28:50 Excessive Profiteering36:25 Moral Grandstanding40:33 Overall Gurometer Score41:27 Rapid Fire Bonus Guru Points