A caller must decide between his stable life in the suburbs of Illinois or moving to Japan to be with his long distance girlfriend, and caller shares why his girlfriend cut his penis open with an X-ACTO knife. &nbsp; That&rsquo;s a lot of damage. I am a gecko. GET TICKETS FOR THERAPY GECKO LIVE:&nbsp;<a href="https://laylo.com/lyle4ever/m/zZTfe">therapygeckotour.com</a> GET BONUS EPISODES: <a href="https://www.patreon.com/cw/lyleforever">https://www.patreon.com/cw/lyleforever</a> follow me on instagram and I&rsquo;ll post a story when I&rsquo;m taking calls: <a href="https://www.instagram.com/lyle4ever">instagram.com/lyle4ever</a> GET WEIRD EMAILS FROM ME SOMETIMES BY <a href="https://forms.gle/EhuXyJt7PH3UPdtV8">CLICKING HERE</a>.See <a href="https://omnystudio.com/listener">omnystudio.com/listener</a> for privacy information.

<description>&lt;p&gt;A caller must decide between his stable life in the suburbs of Illinois or moving to Japan to be with his long distance girlfriend, and caller shares why his girlfriend cut his penis open with an X-ACTO knife. &amp;nbsp;&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p&gt;That&amp;rsquo;s a lot of damage. I am a gecko.&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p&gt;GET TICKETS FOR THERAPY GECKO LIVE:&amp;nbsp;&lt;a href="https://laylo.com/lyle4ever/m/zZTfe"&gt;therapygeckotour.com&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p&gt;GET BONUS EPISODES: &lt;a href="https://www.patreon.com/cw/lyleforever"&gt;https://www.patreon.com/cw/lyleforever&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p&gt;follow me on instagram and I&amp;rsquo;ll post a story when I&amp;rsquo;m taking calls: &lt;a href="https://www.instagram.com/lyle4ever"&gt;instagram.com/lyle4ever&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p&gt;GET WEIRD EMAILS FROM ME SOMETIMES BY &lt;a href="https://forms.gle/EhuXyJt7PH3UPdtV8"&gt;CLICKING HERE&lt;/a&gt;.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;See &lt;a href="https://omnystudio.com/listener"&gt;omnystudio.com/listener&lt;/a&gt; for privacy information.&lt;/p&gt;</description>

“SHOULD I STAY OR SHOULD I GO?”

A couple calls in to share how their relationship has fallen apart as they raise a child together, and a caller opens up about feeling lost, dating apps failures, and bad spending habits. Divert your gaze. I am a gecko. GET TICKETS FOR THERAPY GECKO LIVE:&nbsp;<a href="https://laylo.com/lyle4ever/m/zZTfe">therapygeckotour.com</a> GET BONUS EPISODES: <a href="https://www.patreon.com/cw/lyleforever">https://www.patreon.com/cw/lyleforever</a> follow me on instagram and I&rsquo;ll post a story when I&rsquo;m taking calls: <a href="https://www.instagram.com/lyle4ever">instagram.com/lyle4ever</a> GET WEIRD EMAILS FROM ME SOMETIMES BY <a href="https://forms.gle/EhuXyJt7PH3UPdtV8">CLICKING HERE</a>.See <a href="https://omnystudio.com/listener">omnystudio.com/listener</a> for privacy information.

<description>&lt;p&gt;A couple calls in to share how their relationship has fallen apart as they raise a child together, and a caller opens up about feeling lost, dating apps failures, and bad spending habits.&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p&gt;Divert your gaze. I am a gecko.&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;GET TICKETS FOR THERAPY GECKO LIVE:&amp;nbsp;&lt;a href="https://laylo.com/lyle4ever/m/zZTfe"&gt;therapygeckotour.com&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p&gt;GET BONUS EPISODES: &lt;a href="https://www.patreon.com/cw/lyleforever"&gt;https://www.patreon.com/cw/lyleforever&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p&gt;follow me on instagram and I&amp;rsquo;ll post a story when I&amp;rsquo;m taking calls: &lt;a href="https://www.instagram.com/lyle4ever"&gt;instagram.com/lyle4ever&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p&gt;GET WEIRD EMAILS FROM ME SOMETIMES BY &lt;a href="https://forms.gle/EhuXyJt7PH3UPdtV8"&gt;CLICKING HERE&lt;/a&gt;.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;See &lt;a href="https://omnystudio.com/listener"&gt;omnystudio.com/listener&lt;/a&gt; for privacy information.&lt;/p&gt;</description>

“WE HATE EACH OTHER”

This is one of my favorite recent episodes: a caller walks out of a movie theater to talk to me for an hour instead of watching the movie he went to see. We discuss break ups, conflicting truths, playing with condoms he found on the ground, and more. He is a genius. Pls listen. Look inside the toolshed out back. I am a gecko. GET TICKETS FOR THERAPY GECKO LIVE:&nbsp;<a href="https://laylo.com/lyle4ever/m/zZTfe">therapygeckotour.com</a> GET BONUS EPISODES: <a href="https://www.patreon.com/cw/lyleforever">https://www.patreon.com/cw/lyleforever</a> follow me on instagram and I&rsquo;ll post a story when I&rsquo;m taking calls: <a href="https://www.instagram.com/lyle4ever">instagram.com/lyle4ever</a> GET WEIRD EMAILS FROM ME SOMETIMES BY <a href="https://forms.gle/EhuXyJt7PH3UPdtV8">CLICKING HERE</a>. See <a href="https://omnystudio.com/listener">omnystudio.com/listener</a> for privacy information.

<description>&lt;p&gt;This is one of my favorite recent episodes: a caller walks out of a movie theater to talk to me for an hour instead of watching the movie he went to see. We discuss break ups, conflicting truths, playing with condoms he found on the ground, and more. He is a genius. Pls listen.&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p&gt;Look inside the toolshed out back. I am a gecko.&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;GET TICKETS FOR THERAPY GECKO LIVE:&amp;nbsp;&lt;a href="https://laylo.com/lyle4ever/m/zZTfe"&gt;therapygeckotour.com&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p&gt;GET BONUS EPISODES: &lt;a href="https://www.patreon.com/cw/lyleforever"&gt;https://www.patreon.com/cw/lyleforever&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p&gt;follow me on instagram and I&amp;rsquo;ll post a story when I&amp;rsquo;m taking calls: &lt;a href="https://www.instagram.com/lyle4ever"&gt;instagram.com/lyle4ever&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p&gt;GET WEIRD EMAILS FROM ME SOMETIMES BY &lt;a href="https://forms.gle/EhuXyJt7PH3UPdtV8"&gt;CLICKING HERE&lt;/a&gt;.&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;See &lt;a href="https://omnystudio.com/listener"&gt;omnystudio.com/listener&lt;/a&gt; for privacy information.&lt;/p&gt;</description>

“I AM SITTING ON THE FLOOR AT A MOVIE THEATER”

GET TICKETS FOR THERAPY GECKO LIVE:&nbsp;<a href="https://laylo.com/lyle4ever/m/zZTfe">therapygeckotour.com</a> A caller explains how they got sober, a caller feels like the show has gotten weird, and we read viewer mail about beyblades and culture shock.&nbsp; Perfume is to smell, not to drink. I am a gecko. GET BONUS EPISODES: <a href="https://www.patreon.com/cw/lyleforever">https://www.patreon.com/cw/lyleforever</a> follow me on instagram and I&rsquo;ll post a story when I&rsquo;m taking calls: <a href="https://www.instagram.com/lyle4ever">instagram.com/lyle4ever</a> GET WEIRD EMAILS FROM ME SOMETIMES BY <a href="https://forms.gle/EhuXyJt7PH3UPdtV8">CLICKING HERE</a>. See <a href="https://omnystudio.com/listener">omnystudio.com/listener</a> for privacy information.

<description>&lt;p&gt;GET TICKETS FOR THERAPY GECKO LIVE:&amp;nbsp;&lt;a href="https://laylo.com/lyle4ever/m/zZTfe"&gt;therapygeckotour.com&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p&gt;A caller explains how they got sober, a caller feels like the show has gotten weird, and we read viewer mail about beyblades and culture shock.&amp;nbsp;&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p&gt;Perfume is to smell, not to drink. I am a gecko.&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p&gt;GET BONUS EPISODES: &lt;a href="https://www.patreon.com/cw/lyleforever"&gt;https://www.patreon.com/cw/lyleforever&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p&gt;follow me on instagram and I&amp;rsquo;ll post a story when I&amp;rsquo;m taking calls: &lt;a href="https://www.instagram.com/lyle4ever"&gt;instagram.com/lyle4ever&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p&gt;GET WEIRD EMAILS FROM ME SOMETIMES BY &lt;a href="https://forms.gle/EhuXyJt7PH3UPdtV8"&gt;CLICKING HERE&lt;/a&gt;.&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;See &lt;a href="https://omnystudio.com/listener"&gt;omnystudio.com/listener&lt;/a&gt; for privacy information.&lt;/p&gt;</description>

“I GOT SOBER AND IT’S GREAT”

GET TICKETS FOR THERAPY GECKO LIVE:&nbsp;<a href="https://laylo.com/lyle4ever/m/zZTfe">therapygeckotour.com</a> A caller forms a lasting relationship with a woman he hired as an escort, a caller navigates a messy divorce, and a caller dissects the gaming industry with me after getting laid off. It&rsquo;s time to ask the sun for forgiveness. I am a gecko. GET BONUS EPISODES: <a href="https://www.patreon.com/cw/lyleforever">https://www.patreon.com/cw/lyleforever</a> follow me on instagram and I&rsquo;ll post a story when I&rsquo;m taking calls: <a href="https://www.instagram.com/lyle4ever">instagram.com/lyle4ever</a> GET WEIRD EMAILS FROM ME SOMETIMES BY <a href="https://forms.gle/EhuXyJt7PH3UPdtV8">CLICKING HERE</a>. See <a href="https://omnystudio.com/listener">omnystudio.com/listener</a> for privacy information.

<description>&lt;p&gt;GET TICKETS FOR THERAPY GECKO LIVE:&amp;nbsp;&lt;a href="https://laylo.com/lyle4ever/m/zZTfe"&gt;therapygeckotour.com&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p&gt;A caller forms a lasting relationship with a woman he hired as an escort, a caller navigates a messy divorce, and a caller dissects the gaming industry with me after getting laid off.&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p&gt;It&amp;rsquo;s time to ask the sun for forgiveness. I am a gecko.&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p&gt;GET BONUS EPISODES: &lt;a href="https://www.patreon.com/cw/lyleforever"&gt;https://www.patreon.com/cw/lyleforever&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p&gt;follow me on instagram and I&amp;rsquo;ll post a story when I&amp;rsquo;m taking calls: &lt;a href="https://www.instagram.com/lyle4ever"&gt;instagram.com/lyle4ever&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p&gt;GET WEIRD EMAILS FROM ME SOMETIMES BY &lt;a href="https://forms.gle/EhuXyJt7PH3UPdtV8"&gt;CLICKING HERE&lt;/a&gt;.&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;See &lt;a href="https://omnystudio.com/listener"&gt;omnystudio.com/listener&lt;/a&gt; for privacy information.&lt;/p&gt;</description>

“I’M DATING AN ESCORT”

An unlicensed lizard psychologist travels the universe talking to strangers about absolutely nothing. TO CALL THE GECKO: follow me on <a href="https://www.instagram.com/lyle4ever">https://www.instagram.com/lyle4ever</a> and I will post an IG story when I am taking calls and you can call then. I am a gecko.

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