Therapy Gecko

A shepherd calls in from Syria to talk about the trajectory of his life moving forward, a caller blows up his life forever, a caller drives across the country for love, and a final caller finds themselves home alone for the first time ever.

I love diet root beer. I am a gecko. 

A caller struggles to make peace being uninvited to his friend’s wedding after dating his sister, and an existential bridge inspector talks about the mundane beauty of his life.

Tim Allen is not hiding underneath your bed. I am a gecko.

A caller gets a doctor’s note allowing him 3 months of paid leave. He uses this time to tell us his life story of DJing for celebrities, having 3 sugar mamas, dealing with a social media obsessed mother, and navigating life on the fly.

Afterwards we read a bit of viewer mail from a femboy navigating his identity and a 30 year old dealing with nocturnal emissions.

I love eating dirt. I am a gecko.

Send an email to [email protected] to maybe have it possibly read on the show potentially.

A caller's relationship is strained by her dad overstaying his welcome in the basement, a caller falls in love and spends 5 days with a beautiful homeless man, and a final caller explains how she became a self proclaimed “veteran slut bag."

The printer is jammed. I am a gecko.

Hello. I am reading emails from a closet in my parent’s house. Those emails involve dream interpretation, Celsius abuse, erectile dysfunction, a scat fetish, and a lot of other things. Please listen. Listen for me. Listen for your family. Listen for yourself.

This bathroom is for employees only. I am a gecko.

Send an email to [email protected] to maybe have it possibly read on the show potentially.