Therapy Gecko

A caller explains why she may never love again, a caller discusses how the military changed his life, a final caller tries to ride his bike. 

How many fingers am I holding up? I am a gecko.

A caller describes how his foray into Mexico’s breakdancing scene has changed his life, and the struggles he’s having as a new dad.

Afterwards a caller freshly out of high school tries to build a better life for himself and another caller tries to make it out of Ohio.

Can you come pick me up from the Home Depot? I am a gecko.

An caller explains a situation involving a portal that has formed in their fence, a caller prepares to leave their life behind for a big move to Romania, and a final caller talks about what drove them to give up social media all together. 

I sometimes wonder what raccoons taste like. I am a gecko.

A caller longs to return to her joyful career in the ice cream industry, a caller reflects on everything his obsessive nature has gotten him into, and a final caller debates whether or not he should join the military.


Everything will maybe be fine. I am a gecko.

I am joined by musician and filmmaker Flying Lotus to talk to people on the phone as geckos. 

We talk to callers about living with family, navigating the job market, being shunned, and paintball leagues. We also talk to each other about UFOs and ET other cool stuff. It was fun. You’ll have fun.

I love chewing on bottle caps. I am a gecko.