Lionel dives into the childhood archives of Matt Blaze, from sneaking classic Atari cartridges out of hidden garage bags to the crushing realization that Santa doesn’t actually have a key to the front door. Between nostalgic rants on shaving kits for toddlers and the confusion of growing up in a Jewish-Catholic household, Lionel navigates the "wonderful" lies parents tell us and the perils of Irish slang—where asking for a "ride" on a motorcycle might get you banned from the pub. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices