<p><strong>(TUPAC)</strong></p>
<p><strong>Mercury hits an all-time low </strong>when even L'il Pete Moss ghosts her. She is alone. </p>
<p>Jocelyn is worried about her son who is a resident dancer. She breaks into the residency by climbing through DJ Mercury's window. Jocelyn catches Mercury red-handed hiding an illicit weed stash and hiding an illicit cat named Tupac. <strong>Jocelyn blackmails Mercury to help her check up on her son Wendell. </strong>She's worried sick. Jocelyn agrees. </p>
<p><strong> Mercury attends an unwanted confessional </strong>with Fr Seamus. Malachy interrupts their solace moment. Seamus throws her out. Malachy enters. </p>
<p>Agnes escapes from Jocelyn who is sharing Una's B & B. Agnes and Mary learn about <strong>Teresa's desire to have a baby</strong>. But with whom? And in that old frock? </p>
<p><strong>Malachy confesses</strong> his progress on purposefully flooding the residency and <strong>the waters are rising</strong>. As planned. The two are plotting to cash in on EU land grants. <strong>Get rid of the artists. Kill Teresa. And live off Teresa's inheritance.</strong> But first Seamus needs to marry Teresa to Malachy. </p>
<p>Malachy has a rival. Teresa would never consider Malachy, (the man who killed her father and her childhood bully) as the father of her child. <strong>Teresa has her sights set on Gunter. </strong></p>
<p>Seducing Gunter will be tricky. He is only interested in stoats. She needs help from her friends to do a head-to-toe makeover. <strong>Jonathan is just the man to help.</strong> </p>
<p>Even with Jonathan's custom make-over, <strong>Gunter proves hard to seduce</strong>. <strong>Gunter identifies as an eco-abstainer</strong> (i.e.he has forgone sex for the sake of the climate). He goes off to attend to his stoats leaving Teresa heartbroken, and not even a little bit pregnant. </p>
<p><strong>Mercury is heartbroken. </strong>Her cat Tupac has gone missing. The waters are rising.</p>
<p>Teresa runs into Mercury in the swamp. <strong>She convinces Teresa to be outrageous.</strong> Make Gunter <em>jealous</em> by stepping out with Malachy. Mercury continues her frantic search. </p>
<p>Teresa borrows DJ Mercury's <strong>clothes and runs off to town with Malachy. </strong>(Her yellow latex jumpsuit is not <em>just sexy--</em> but also waterproof & stain-resistant. Perfect for the local chipper. )</p>
<p>She fails to make Gunter jealous. Desperate, Teresa settles on Malachy and drags him to the shed. <strong>She wants a baby and Malachy wants her</strong>... dead. <br /></p>
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