The Confused Breakfast
The Confused Breakfast

The Confused Breakfast

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A nostalgic journey back to the movie rental store era and the amazing movies from our childhood that we all know and love. With the benefit of 20+ years of hindsight, we revisit and dissect these classic movies to see if they still move us the way they did as kids. Full movie review episode released every Thursday. Bonus Brunch episode every Monday.

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Batman Returns (1992)
DEC 18, 2025
Batman Returns (1992)
The return of Tim Burton’s Batman and he decided to make it a Christmas movie.  Is Michelle Pfeiffer the best Catwoman ever?  Is Danny Devito absolutely revolting in his Penguin costume?  Why are there so many villains in this story?  Is it better than the original?  We tackle all of this and more on the first episode of  ‘A Very Merry Keaton Christmas’.  Please enjoy our review of 1992’s Batman Returns.  •0:00:00 - Introductions •0:03:30 - Memories of first viewing •0:08:00  - Pertinent movie details  •0:15:00  -  Critical and fan reviews •0:23:00 - Scene by scene breakdown  •1:36:00 - Modern day ratings —————————————————————— SPONSORS-  **BIG GROVE- Check out our beers of the episode here- http://BigGrove.com  **UNCOMMON GOODS-  To get 15% off your next gift, go to http://uncommongoods.com/CONFUSED  **WARBY PARKER-  You can head over to http://WarbyParker.com/CONFUSED right now to try on any pair virtually! **RULA-  Take the first step towards better mental health today and go to http://Rula.com/confused  —————————————————————— **Support us at http://patreon.com/confusedbreakfast for bonus weekly episodes, voting on upcoming movies, giving your modern-day ratings on our movies and much more. **Mail us something   The Confused Breakfast PO Box 10016 Cedar Rapids, IA 52402-9802 Special thanks to our executive producers- Josh Miller, Starling, Michael Guiliano and NicMad. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
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The Santa Clause 2 (2002)
DEC 11, 2025
The Santa Clause 2 (2002)
8 years after the success of the original movie, they decided to make a sequel and we are left with more questions than answers.   First question- Why?  More questions- Did Babe Ruth die and become The Tooth Fairy?  Why didn’t they kill off Charlie’s character after the disastrous acting performance in 1994?  Who is actually in charge of writing ‘the list’ because it sure ain’t Santa Clause?  Why didn’t Scott just marry Tracy from his date because she would make the perfect Mrs Claus?  We tackle all of this and more in today’s new episode about 2002’s The Santa Clause 2. •0:00:00 - Introductions •0:03:00 - Memories of first viewing •0:07:00  - Pertinent movie details  •0:12:30  -  Critical and fan reviews •0:22:30 - Scene by scene breakdown  •1:36:00 - Modern day ratings —————————————————————— SPONSORS-  **BIG GROVE- Check out our beers of the episode here- http://BigGrove.com  **UNCOMMON GOODS-  To get 15% off your next gift, go to http://uncommongoods.com/CONFUSED  **WARBY PARKER-  You can head over to http://WarbyParker.com/CONFUSED right now to try on any pair virtually! **RULA-  Take the first step towards better mental health today and go to http://Rula.com/confused  —————————————————————— **Support us at http://patreon.com/confusedbreakfast for bonus weekly episodes, voting on upcoming movies, giving your modern-day ratings on our movies and much more. **Mail us something   The Confused Breakfast PO Box 10016 Cedar Rapids, IA 52402-9802 Special thanks to our executive producers- Josh Miller, Starling, Michael Guiliano and NicMad. Welcome to our newest members -  Will Clark, Joshua Carey, Mark Trickle, Thick Big, Travis Wenzel, Paul Albright, Carmel Pipicella, Where’s Shelly, Matt B, Matt Rorrer, Ethan Wheeler,  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
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111 MIN