<p>Being a mall Santa is hard work – harder than you might think. There’s a lot to know, such as what not to eat. Nick learned on the job, a trial by fire, full of screaming children, piss, and vomit.</p>
<p>And there was that brief time – the only time – when Nick actually liked Christmas, but he screwed that up, about as epically as you can!</p>
<p>“Saint” Nick and the Big F*ck Up is written and performed by <a href="https://www.philrickaby.com/" rel="nofollow">Phil Rickaby</a>.</p>
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<p>Music in this episode were excerpts from:
“Krampus Workshop” Kevin MacLeod (<a href="http://incompetech.com" rel="nofollow">incompetech.com</a>)
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<p>“Oh Christmas Tree” Kevin MacLeod (<a href="http://incompetech.com" rel="nofollow">incompetech.com</a>)
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<p>“There is Romance” – Kevin MacLeod (<a href="http://incompetech.com" rel="nofollow">incompetech.com</a>)
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<p>“Jingle Bells” Kevin MacLeod (<a href="http://incompetech.com" rel="nofollow">incompetech.com</a>)
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<p>Some sound effects from <a href="http://zapsplat.com" rel="nofollow">zapsplat.com</a></p>
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<p>“Saint” Nick and the Big F*ck Up by Phil Rickaby is licensed under CC BY-NC-ND 4.0. To view a copy of this license, visit <a href="https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by-nc-nd/4.0" rel="nofollow">https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by-nc-nd/4.0</a></p>
