So What If Elon's a Lizardman? | (Ep. 201)
<div class="p-rich_text_section">The guys go through some of the best pitches so far. ("Best" is strong.) Then:</div>
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<li data-stringify-indent="0" data-stringify-border="0">Conspiracy theories aren't your job. What is?</li>
<li data-stringify-indent="0" data-stringify-border="0">You have heard that Israel k*lled Charlie. Or that Elon is a lizard man. What next?</li>
<li data-stringify-indent="0" data-stringify-border="0">Make sure you're rooted in the God, who never changes, before you think about investigating conspiracy theories (which always change). And then, understand that you will never know.</li>
<li data-stringify-indent="0" data-stringify-border="0">Understand how streaming incentivizes the wildest and craziest takes...and AI has made it a million times worse.</li>
<li data-stringify-indent="0" data-stringify-border="0">Obviously the government lies (MK Ultra? Covid? NSA?). Trust people / churches who haven't lied to you.</li>
<li data-stringify-indent="0" data-stringify-border="0">Internalize the Coca-Cola CEO's words: "The truth is, we're not that smart; and we're not that dumb."</li>
<li data-stringify-indent="0" data-stringify-border="0">One of these isn't not untrue: A Jew rules the world. Birds aren't real.</li>
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