<p>A few humorous crimes, just in time for Christmas. Though these crimes did not occur on Christmas, I thought that they may spark a little joy in light of the year we have all had. We'll discuss the most infamous crime that sparked jokes across the nation and made National News. Who better to talk about on Christmas than Lorena Bobbitt? Have you had enough of spineless men? Now it's time to make them dickless too.</p>