<p>I'm already rich, Tex, 'cause I ain't ever lose.</p><br><p>[Warning: this episode contains depictions of violence towards humans and crustaceans, gun violence, and a depiction of alcoholism. Listener discretion is advised.]</p><br><p>CREDITS:</p><p>Ben Rowe as Felix Mike</p><br><p>BLUSTEER: http://blusteer.bandcamp.com</p><br><p>LINKS:</p><p>STICKERS/MAGNETS: https://ko-fi.com/woebegonepod/shop</p><p>TWITCH: http://twitch.tv/woebegonepod</p><p>PATREON: http://patreon.com/woe_begone</p><p>ALIZA SCHULTZ: https://shows.acast.com/the-diary-of-aliza-schultz</p><p>TRANSCRIPTS: http://WOEBEGONEPOD.com</p><p>TWITTER: @WOEBEGONEPOD</p><p>MUSIC: http://woebegonepod.bandcamp.com</p><p>DISCORD: https://discord.gg/pn9kjTBYPD</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>