<p>Season 17 starts tomorrow.</p><br><p>LYRICS:</p><p>Mike took over Base</p><p>And he left Edgar behind</p><p>Everyone was mad at him</p><p>He couldn’t tell them why</p><p>He had a plan in Yellowknife</p><p>Iterated their Mike</p><p>He went to Tex’s poker night</p><p>An iteration died.</p><br><p>Stinky showed up on his own</p><p>Wielding a device</p><p>It made him near invincible</p><p>He toppled Tex in one try</p><p>He almost did the same to Base</p><p>But the Stinky device misfired</p><p>Chance became the leader</p><p>And left Shadow behind.</p><br><p>Meanwhile Mikey’s very lost</p><p>He can’t remember his life</p><p>He found himself in Rugby,</p><p>Writing like a scribe</p><p>He finally escaped and made it</p><p>All the way to Sly</p><p>Where he was picked up once again</p><p>And also Christmas Island happened,</p><p>Or did it? Is that canon?</p><br><p>Chance tried his hand at leading Base</p><p>With Mikey at his side</p><p>The Stinky device pointed them</p><p>To a mission on the inside</p><p>But inside of where?</p><p>They think it is OI</p><p>But wherever it truly is</p><p>Mikey remembers his life.</p><br><p>But Mikey’s iterated once more</p><p>And finds himself on ice</p><p>CANNONBALL has stolen him</p><p>To retrieve his device</p><p>This device can edit them</p><p>And then store them inside</p><p>So Ryan hatches an escape plan</p><p>Or at least he tries.</p><br><p>Ryan has a game plan</p><p>To save them from the ice</p><p>They find themselves at Boris’s place</p><p>To root through Michael’s files</p><p>Boris tries to shoot them down</p><p>But gets caught by surprise</p><p>Luckily, he’s not the only one</p><p>Meddling in this time.</p><br><p>Mikey gets sent back to base</p><p>But everything’s on fire,</p><p>Or at least it’s very hot</p><p>And all empty inside</p><p>CANNONBALL knew of their plan</p><p>Was not tricked by their lies</p><p>And so they end up edited</p><p>And inside the device.</p><br><p>Charlie was inside Tier 3</p><p>And had been all the time</p><p>She kept Marissa inside there</p><p>To coax out Chris and Ryan</p><p>Then VHS got consolidated</p><p>With a compound Michael</p><p>They overcame their editing</p><p>And CANNONBALL said goodbye.</p><br><p>But our heroes aren’t safe</p><p>Can’t go back to their lives</p><p>Because everyone is edited</p><p>And everybody lies</p><p>So who is who? And who is</p><p>Merely CANNONBALL-lite?</p><p>And who will Base edit now</p><p>That they have the Stinky device?</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>
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