<p>Season 18 starts tomorrow.</p><br><p>LYRICS:</p><p>Well, we didn’t know everyone who got edited</p><p>Mikey was part CANNONBALL</p><p>And when he killed Mike on the way to his home</p><p>No one noticed ‘cuz mike was just gone</p><p>Then back at base Edgar needed a strategy</p><p>To tell the edits apart</p><p>So he and Ryan were using the Stinky </p><p>Device, everyone was alarmed</p><br><p>And meanwhile a Michael we don’t know</p><p>Is lining up the pieces in a row</p><p>He’s setting everything up just so</p><p>He’ll get to the finish line, steady and slow</p><br><p>Chance is part CANNONBALL, no one’s surprised</p><p>And Ty-Troy lends Stinky a hand</p><p>They lead him down to the containment wing</p><p>Where they subsequently banish him</p><p>They go their separate ways looking for Mike and now</p><p>Stinky’s face-to-face with Tex</p><p>A brawl breaks out, his leg is a goner</p><p>He doesn’t know what’s coming next</p><br><p>And meanwhile a Michael we don’t know</p><p>Is lining up the pieces in a row</p><p>He’s catching up on his favorite show</p><p>While he drives to the distance, steady and slow</p><br><p>Meanwhile, Christmas Island’s not quite so festive</p><p>A yacht has been spotted at sea</p><p>And when they storm the place, they see a familiar face</p><p>Felix is dead as can be</p><p>Stinky wakes up and he has been abandoned</p><p>A Leg is sewn into his stump</p><p>He knows that Nobody’s lurking inside him</p><p>But Bluster arrives and picks him up</p><br><p>And meanwhile a Michael we don’t know</p><p>Is lining up the pieces in a row</p><p>He disconnects Nobody so that</p><p>The plan can go forward, steady and slow</p><br><p>Stinky and Michael fly down the highway</p><p>Charlissa and Ryan pop in</p><p>Stinky’s surprised, but when they arrive</p><p>They say they are looking for him</p><p>This is a piece of Michael’s grand scheme</p><p>The edited folks make their way</p><p>Down to the containment wing where he</p><p>Disconnects Nobody, sends him on his way</p><br><p>With disconnectivity in tow</p><p>Nobody’s plan begins to grow</p><p>He heads back to the start, ready to go</p><p>To cut off his arm, steady and slow</p><br><p>Back at the beginning, Nobody is playing</p><p>WOE.BEGONE once again</p><p>The phone call goes off without much of a hitch</p><p>Michael provides arms for his plan</p><p>But Nobody’s quickly thrown off of the path</p><p>When Roger shows up with the pig</p><p>He isn’t innocent, what does he know</p><p>He’s involving himself in this thing</p><br><p>So when Stinky finally comes to</p><p>Inside the body he once knew</p><p>Nobody’s got one challenge left to go</p><p>He’s been playing the game, steady and slow</p><br><p>While Stinky was out, Roger claimed his own prize</p><p>And taken the device from him</p><p>He wants revenge for his father from Ty,</p><p>Who Roger thinks got his dad killed</p><p>They take off to Matt’s house, a pitstop at O.V.E.R.</p><p>Stinky steals back what is his</p><p>He learns a life lesson inside the diner</p><p>And now he is ready for this</p><br><p>So when they arrive at Matt's house</p><p>Stinky’s ready to go out</p><p>But when he makes his sacrifices known</p><p>Anne takes him away, steady and slow</p><br><p>Is Stinky stuck in the future?</p><p>Will Anne help Base rebuild?</p><p>There’s no guarantee but I think we’ll know</p><p>At the end of the season, steady and slow.</p><br><p><br></p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>