Tea Time with Gabby Lamb and Harper-Rose Drummond

This week on the podcast the honks are joined by a tea time favorite, Joy. They read listener submitted stories about people who are f’d in the head. A dad saws a couch in half, a teacher teaching people in prison, a woman hiding cash in her…. Private area…. Using olive oil as lube, Joys DC hook up, and so much more. This episode will leave you feeling f’d in the head. Enjoy! Follow Joy - https://www.instagram.com/emjoy_ceramics/ Please visit Hye Optic - 5112 Hollywood Blvd in Los Angeles - for all your vintage glasses needs! https://www.instagram.com/hyeoptic/ Find & instantly book doctors appointments with ZocDoc @ http://zocdoc.com/HONK If you love the show and want to support us, join our growing community on Patreon to see what we’re giving for $5 a month! JOIN OUR PATREON https://www.patreon.com/teatime42069 Send your stories to [email protected] Watch Harper-Rose's set here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4eNpjjGZHLY&t=110s Watch Gabby Lamb's set here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J7oOYWgK598 💋 Follow: Instagram https://www.instagram.com/teatime42069/ https://www.instagram.com/gabbylamby/ https://www.instagram.com/harperrosed/ Tik Tok https://www.tiktok.com/@gabbylamby?lang=en https://www.tiktok.com/@harperrosed?lang=en Parallel Play: https://www.youtube.com/@UCU_DZDrTMniRpBPRF_bXUvw https://gabbylambcomedy.com 🎬 Video Chapter 00:00:00 Welcome to Tea Time 00:01:01 Favorite thing in Korea 00:10:07 Visit Hye Optic in Los Angeles 00:21:00 Today's Topic, Messed in the Head 00:23:32 STORY - Short Couch 00:27:37 STORY - Trauma Around School 00:34:39 Dirty Money 00:39:29 STORY - Match made in MAGA heaven 00:41:49 STORY - Evacuate the premesis 00:45:50 Joy's Harrowing Trip to DC 01:07:12 Joy is an Earth Angel 01:09:00 See more Joy on Patreon! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Follow Bianca - https://www.instagram.com/biancacristovao/ If you love the show and want to support us, join our growing community on Patreon to see what we’re giving for $5 a month! JOIN OUR PATREON https://www.patreon.com/teatime42069 Send your stories to [email protected] Watch Harper-Rose's set here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4eNpjjGZHLY&t=110s Watch Gabby Lamb's set here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J7oOYWgK598 💋 Follow: Instagram https://www.instagram.com/teatime42069/ https://www.instagram.com/gabbylamby/ https://www.instagram.com/harperrosed/ Tik Tok https://www.tiktok.com/@gabbylamby?lang=en https://www.tiktok.com/@harperrosed?lang=en Parallel Play: https://www.youtube.com/@UCU_DZDrTMniRpBPRF_bXUvw https://gabbylambcomedy.com 🎬 Video Chapter 00:00:00 Welcome to Tea Time! 00:00:59 American Comedian Bianca Cristovao 00:08:42 Travel Stories 00:12:41 Mexican Ice Cream 00:19:35 STORY - In the streets of Portugal 00:30:41 STORY - Phone Alarm at TSA 00:34:25 STORY - Deprted FROM Mexico 00:37:48 STORY - DIY in NYC 01:01:15 Follow Bianca and Join us on Patreon Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

This week the honks read listener submitted stories on “what scares them”. Fake abortion clinics, being in relationships, speed dating, intrusive thoughts, consensual sex, a shooting in the mall of America, and so much more! Enjoy  If you love the show and want to support us, join our growing community on Patreon to see what we’re giving for $5 a month! JOIN OUR PATREON https://www.patreon.com/teatime42069 Send your stories to [email protected] Watch Harper-Rose's set here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4eNpjjGZHLY&t=110s Watch Gabby Lamb's set here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J7oOYWgK598 💋 Follow: Instagram https://www.instagram.com/teatime42069/ https://www.instagram.com/gabbylamby/ https://www.instagram.com/harperrosed/ Tik Tok https://www.tiktok.com/@gabbylamby?lang=en https://www.tiktok.com/@harperrosed?lang=en Parallel Play: https://www.youtube.com/@UCU_DZDrTMniRpBPRF_bXUvw https://gabbylambcomedy.com 🎬 Video Chapter 00:00:00 Welcome to Tea Time! 00:06:09 Our Biggest Fear 00:07:33 STORY - Curb Stomping Myself 00:11:31 STORY - Forced Birth Clinics 00:22:13 STORY - Everything Scares Me 00:27:42 STORY - What Scares Me? Read the email and find out 00:39:54 STORY - Probs too real but whatev 00:49:29 STORY - Scared of Men 00:53:50 Join us on Patreon! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

ep195 - OPINIONS THAT HAVE CHANGED This week the honks read listener submitted stories about opinions that have changed. Gabby reminisces on theater school, Harpers love for musical theater, acting classes in LA and how they’re a scam, how abortions should be required, supporting trans people, weed addiction, vaccines, polyamory, healthcare and more weed addiction! Enjoy! If you love the show and want to support us, join our growing community on Patreon to see what we’re giving for $5 a month! JOIN OUR PATREON https://www.patreon.com/teatime42069 Send your stories to [email protected] Watch Harper-Rose's set here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4eNpjjGZHLY&t=110s Watch Gabby Lamb's set here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J7oOYWgK598 💋 Follow: Instagram https://www.instagram.com/teatime42069/ https://www.instagram.com/gabbylamby/ https://www.instagram.com/harperrosed/ Tik Tok https://www.tiktok.com/@gabbylamby?lang=en https://www.tiktok.com/@harperrosed?lang=en Parallel Play: https://www.youtube.com/@UCU_DZDrTMniRpBPRF_bXUvw https://gabbylambcomedy.com 🎬 Video Chapter 00:00:00 Welcome to Tea Time! 00:01:42 Changing our Opinions 00:04:37 Musicals and Acting 00:12:36 Women's Health 00:15:49 STORY - Changed my mind on Trans people 00:28:04 STORY - Weed 00:37:58 STORY - Dumb Hippy almost k*lls her baby 00:48:41 STORY - Poly People 00:49:48 STORY - Capitalism and Healthcare 00:51:44 STORY - Fat People 00:53:51 STORY - A second one about Weed 00:56:54 Join us on Patreon Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

ep194 - FASTEST YOU'VE QUIT YOUR JOB If you love the show and want to support us, join our growing community on Patreon to see what we’re giving for $5 a month! JOIN OUR PATREON https://www.patreon.com/teatime42069 Send your stories to [email protected] Watch Harper-Rose's set here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4eNpjjGZHLY&t=110s Watch Gabby Lamb's set here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J7oOYWgK598 💋 Follow: Instagram https://www.instagram.com/teatime42069/ https://www.instagram.com/gabbylamby/ https://www.instagram.com/harperrosed/ Tik Tok https://www.tiktok.com/@gabbylamby?lang=en https://www.tiktok.com/@harperrosed?lang=en Parallel Play: https://www.youtube.com/@UCU_DZDrTMniRpBPRF_bXUvw https://gabbylambcomedy.com 🎬 Video Chapters 00:00:00 Welcome to Tea Time! 00:03:16 Fastest we've ever quit jobs 00:08:15 STORY - Embarrassing Poops 00:10:57 STORY - Janitor at a car manufacturer 00:12:39 STORY - Nasty ass donut 00:28:26 STORY - Alcoholism and weird mouth noises 00:33:17 STORY - Dirty churches filled with ghosts 00:37:05 STORY - Old Navy 00:45:57 Join us on Patreon Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices