Broadcasting live from the Third Trimester!! This episode is a departure from the “euphoric” second trimester we once discussed. I've been humbled, I'm immobile, my private parts have gone missing, and I now breathe like Darth Vader while resembling Jabba the Hutt. I invite you to sit with me as I complain—and celebrate—the miracle that is creating life.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.