<p>In a very special Valentine's Day episode of Screen Watching, Dan asks Simon whether he felt the new film Wuthering Heights in the pants.</p><p>Simon, graphically, offers his thoughts. (It's not actually that graphic).</p><p>Dan also talks up How To Get To heaven From Belfast, a show he is putting up there as among the very best. </p><p>There's also chatter about The Burbs (Peacock's new TV series) and movies Crime 101 (in cinemas) and The Wrecking Crew (Prime Video).</p>