<p><strong>Rules to successfully survive a horror movie:</strong></p> <ul> <li>You may not survive the movie if you have sex.</li> <li>You may not survive the movie if you drink or do drugs.</li> <li>You may not survive the movie if you say "I'll be right back", "Hello?" or "Who's there?"</li> </ul> <p><strong>Rules to successfully survive an episode of "Book Club for People Who Can't Read":</strong></p> <ul> <li>Bring snacks...donuts are a nice suggestion</li> <li>Bring drinks...alcoholic is a nice suggestion</li> <li>Never not listen!</li> </ul>