Chris Distefano Presents: Chrissy Chaos

Chrissy is spiraling… and this episode proves it. From breaking down a massive financial mistake with his house to debating testosterone therapy, Chrissy Chaos gets REAL in this audio-only episode. But instead of giving advice… he flips the script. 📞 Introducing the Reverse Advice Hotline — where fans give HIM advice. And let’s just say… it gets chaotic fast. We’ve got: A brutally honest breakdown of overspending and financial stress The reality of family, pressure, and feeling stuck Wild calls from fans (including a sailing instructor and a Reiki “witch”) A moment that somehow turns into matchmaking?! Behind-the-scenes stories from a massive NYPD show at Madison Square Garden And a real conversation about work, purpose, and getting your life together This is Chrissy Chaos at its most unfiltered. Call the hotline: (929) 266-7934 00:00 Intro – Audio Only Chaos Begins 01:00 Health Talk – Cholesterol, Testosterone & TRT Debate 03:30 Dog Stories Get INSANE 06:00 Chrissy’s Financial Reality Hits Hard 08:30 “I Bought a House I Can’t Afford” 12:00 Too Many Podcasts? Feeling Overwhelmed 13:00 Reverse Advice Hotline Explained 15:00 Should He Sell the House or Stay? 20:00 Living Paycheck to Paycheck Reality Check 23:00 History Hyenas Saving His Career 26:00 Home Renovation Stress + Reality Check 29:00 Career Reflections & Madison Square Garden Story 32:00 NYPD Show Breakdown (Wild Crowd Story) 37:00 Jasmine Calls Mid-Pod (Classic Chaos) 40:00 Reverse Advice Call #1 – “Buy a Boat” 44:30 Reverse Advice Call #2 – Chakra Healing Gets Wild 53:00 Fans Meet Each Other… It Gets Weird 59:30 “Is My Life Actually Normal?” 01:00:30 TRT, Health & Getting Older Talk 01:05:00 Career Mindset & Self-Doubt 01:09:00 Conversation about Ron Bennington 01:12:00 Outro – Back to Moving Furniture Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

#chrisdistefano Chris is back with another chaotic episode — and this one has everything. We’re going audio only (deal with it), calling fans for advice instead of giving it, and trying to figure out if Chris is even capable of owning a Siberian Husky. Things spiral fast when a “fox sighting” turns into a full sprint from… a squirrel. Chris calls dog trainer Justin Silver for real advice, but somehow ends up talking peptides, shock collars, and whether you can train a dog like a four-legged child. Then it’s Knicks courtside stories — including Tracy Morgan demanding Vito “lock the f*** in,” plus an all-time awkward celebrity interaction. We also get into: Chris potentially coaching his daughter’s T-ball team (terrifying) A secret bundt cake addiction Saint John’s obsession reaching dangerous levels And whether Chris is about to abandon his family for March Madness PLUS — the debut of the Reverse Advice Hotline. 📞 CALL IN: (929) 266-7934 Leave a voicemail and YOU might get called on the show. 0:00 Audio Only Chaos Begins 1:00 Ceiling Leak + “Actual Men” Fix It 2:00 Starving Before Podcast 3:00 Chris vs Audio-Only Haters 5:00 Reverse Advice Hotline Idea 6:45 Husky Controversy + Fan Comments 8:00 “Fox” vs Squirrel Incident 9:30 Calling Dog Trainer Justin Silver 12:00 How To Train a Husky Properly 15:00 Shock Collar Explanation 18:00 Trainer Hookup Gets Weird 20:00 LA vs NYC Debate 23:00 Peptides, TRT & Dog Injections 27:00 Bundt Cake Obsession 29:00 Courtside Knicks Experience 33:00 Tracy Morgan Interaction 37:00 Awkward Celebrity Moment 41:00 Sitting Courtside Struggles 45:00 Celebrities & Fighting Talk 46:30 Reverse Advice Hotline Plug 47:00 Opening Day + Mets Talk 49:00 T-Ball Coaching Debate 52:00 Saint John’s Madness Obsession #StandUp #Comedy UNCUT WILD CONTENT GO HERE 👉https://www.patreon.com/historyhyenas SUPPORT OUR SPONSORS Follow us Muffin Butt! 🙆🏼‍♂️ Chris Distefano Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/chrisdcomedy/ Twitter - https://twitter.com/chrisdcomedy Website - https://www.chrisdcomedy.com/ 🎥 Vito Calise - Producer Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/SweedishFishMafia Twitter - https://twitter.com/vitocalise 🎤More Chris D Comedy Website: https://www.chrisdcomedy.com/ Live Dates: https://www.chrisdcomedy.com/#tickets Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Chrissy Chaos is BACK — and this time it’s audio only. Chris Distefano and Vito are back together after a long break, diving into everything from moving out of NYC, buying a house, anxiety spirals, relationships, and whether Chris made the biggest mistake of his life. From breaking a lawn mower on day one… to questioning EVERYTHING… to discovering peptides and internet health conspiracies — this episode is peak Chrissy Chaos. If you’ve ever made a big life decision and immediately panicked… this one’s for you. 🎧 New episodes every week (audio only) 🔥 Chaos is officially back 00:00 Chrissy Chaos Returns (Audio Only Era) 03:00 Moving Out of NYC & House Regret Begins 07:30 Lawn Mower Disaster (Day One Homeowner Fail) 10:00 “Did I Ruin My Life?” Anxiety Spiral 12:30 Learning to Be a Man (At 41) 15:30 Suburban Life vs City Life 18:30 Why Chrissy Chaos Stopped 21:00 Chris Has No Brakes (Jasmine Calls Him Out) 24:00 Expensive House Mistakes & Fence Story 26:30 Living the Wrong Life 28:30 “My Best Days Were Over” 31:00 Conspiracies, News & Chaos Talk 33:30 Chris Admits He Doesn’t Want the Dog 35:30 Jasmine Calls Into the Podcast 38:30 Dog Problems, Poop & Daily Chaos 41:30 Suburban Culture Shock (Garbage, Neighbors) 44:30 The Italian Neighbor Story 46:00 Peptides, Ozempic & Health Rabbit Hole 🙆🏼‍♂️ Chris Distefano Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/chrisdcomedy/ Twitter - https://twitter.com/chrisdcomedy Website - https://www.chrisdcomedy.com/ 🎥 Vito Calise - Producer Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/SweedishFishMafia Twitter - https://twitter.com/vitocalise 🎤More Chris D Comedy Website: https://www.chrisdcomedy.com/ Live Dates: https://www.chrisdcomedy.com/#tickets Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

In 1979, Iranian revolutionaries stormed the U.S. Embassy in Tehran and took 52 Americans hostage, sparking a 444-day international crisis. Caught between shifting politics and fierce anti-American sentiment, the hostages endured beatings, mock executions, and months of isolation. Meanwhile, the world watched as President Jimmy Carter struggled to negotiate their release amid rising tensions and oil shocks. Discover how a daring CIA operation — involving a fake sci-fi movie called Argo — helped smuggle six diplomats to freedom. Dive into the behind-the-scenes drama of Iran’s revolution, U.S.-Iran relations, and the unexpected heroes who changed history. Perfect for fans of political thrillers, Cold War stories, and true tales of courage under fire. Don’t miss this gripping episode on one of the most intense hostage crises in modern history. SUPPORT OUR SPONSORS House of Atlas - https://houseofatlas.com with promo code CHAOS for 20% off everything. SelectQuote - Life insurance is never cheaper than it is today. Get the right life insurance for YOU, for LESS, and save more than fifty percent at https://selectquote.com/chaos Thrive Market - Go to https://ThriveMarket.com/CHAOS, to get thirty percent off your first order, plus a FREE sixty dollar gift just for signing up. BlueChew - Make life easier by getting harder and discover your options at https://BlueChew.com! And we’ve got a special deal for our listeners: Try your first month of BlueChew FREE when you use promo code CHAOS -- just pay $5 shipping. Christories Disclaimer* it is important to note that Christories knowledge and understanding of historical events, facts, and figures may not be 100% accurate or complete! Note that information in this episode has been lightly researched and we encourage you to continue your learning outside of this episode too, Babes! Follow us Muffin Butt! 🙆🏼‍♂️ Chris Distefano Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/chrisdcomedy/ Twitter - https://twitter.com/chrisdcomedy Website - https://www.chrisdcomedy.com/ 🙋‍♀️ Venetia Geras - Writer / Producer Website - https://www.venetiageras.com Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/venetiaageras/ Twitter - https://twitter.com/venetiaageras 🎥 Steve Ciccone - Editor Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/erthtone/ YouTube - https://www.youtube.com/@erthtone John Grady - Graphic Designer Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/gradydesign/ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

WE'RE GOING TO BE TALKING ABOUT PROHIBITION, THE CRAZY ERA WHEN ALCOHOL WAS BANNED IN AMERICA! From the roaring twenties to speakeasies hidden behind secret doors, Prohibition turned ordinary Americans into bootleggers, gangsters, and undercover cops. We dive into how this bold social experiment was supposed to stop crime and improve health, but instead, it sparked a wild rise in organized crime, secret parties, and clever loopholes. Hear about the colorful characters, the rise of the mob, and how the government’s grand plan ultimately fizzled out. This episode uncorks the real story behind the dry laws and their unintended consequences. Listen to the full Christories of Prohibition and raise a glass to history, just not with booze! SUPPORT OUR SPONSORS BetterHelp - Chrissy Chaos presents Christories is brought to you by BetterHelp. Our listeners get 10% off their first month at https://betterhelp.com/CHAOS Nutrafol - https://Nutrafol.com/men promo code CHAOS Christories Disclaimer* it is important to note that Christories knowledge and understanding of historical events, facts, and figures may not be 100% accurate or complete! Note that information in this episode has been lightly researched and we encourage you to continue your learning outside of this episode too, Babes! Follow us Muffin Butt! 🙆🏼‍♂️ Chris Distefano Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/chrisdcomedy/ Twitter - https://twitter.com/chrisdcomedy Website - https://www.chrisdcomedy.com/ 🙋‍♀️ Venetia Geras - Writer / Producer Website - https://www.venetiageras.com Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/venetiaageras/ Twitter - https://twitter.com/venetiaageras 🎥 Steve Ciccone - Editor Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/erthtone/ YouTube - https://www.youtube.com/@erthtone John Grady - Graphic Designer Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/gradydesign/ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices