Win Stupid Prizes
Hexagorgon
What job should Santa actually have?
DEC 26, 202549 MIN
What job should Santa actually have?
DEC 26, 202549 MIN
Description
<p>Santa Claus is looking for work. That's right, we've finally noticed that Jolly Old Saint Nick is only working 1 day a year, so we're going to find him some extra employment!</p><p><br></p><p>Jamie wants him to put on a show, Eddie thinks he'd make a good Mr Beast competitor, and Bear (for reasons we still don't understand) is sending children to Mars. All the while Judge Alex is just trying to keep us off the naughty list this year.</p><p><br></p><p>We explore sporting options including a referee and a WWE wrestler, look into the entertainment package with YouTube and strippergrams, and even consider loftier options such as Air Traffic Control and NASA. Or maybe Father Christmas should ignore all our advice and just settle down as a dog walker.</p><p><br></p><p><br></p><p>Website: <a href="https://www.hexagorgon.com/">www.hexagorgon.com</a></p><p>Twitch: <a href="https://www.twitch.tv/hexagorgonlive">hexagorgonlive</a></p><p><a href="https://www.hexagorgon.com/"></a>YouTube: <a href="https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCmo8zc-o_ScxbsfjIIJRHlQ">HexaGorgon</a></p><p>Bluesky: <a href="https://bsky.app/profile/hexagorgon.com">@hexagorgon.com</a></p><p>Facebook: <a href="https://www.facebook.com/HexaGorgonFB">HexaGorgonFB</a></p><p>Patreon: <a href="https://www.patreon.com/hexagorgon">Hexagorgon</a></p><p>Ko-fi: <a href="https://ko-fi.com/hexagorgon">hexagorgon</a></p><p><br></p><p>Credits:</p><p>Stars Align by The 126ers on the YouTube Audio Library</p><p><br></p><p>0:00 Why does Santa need a job?</p><p>2:03 Sports Judge/Referee</p><p>11:33 Professional Wrestler</p><p>17:42 YouTuber</p><p>24:56 A Rocket</p><p>31:10 Strippergram</p><p>37:47 Dog Walker</p><p>38:25 Air Traffic Controller</p><p>45:47 And the winner is...</p>