<p>This week we finally confirm that Kvothe does NOT know what jacking off is, since if he did, we wouldn't be dealing with all This shit. That's the first tradgedy. The second is that the Adem are culturally unable to podcast. It's so sad.</p>
<p>The Kvothekillers are played by:</p>
<p><a href="https://twitter.com/stellarghost" rel="nofollow">Summer</a>, of <a href="https://twitter.com/mypodcabbages" rel="nofollow">My Podcabbages</a> - Did the show art and you can comission them!
<a href="https://twitter.com/SarahMcCostumes" rel="nofollow">Sarah</a>, of <a href="https://twitter.com/PodOfGreedCast" rel="nofollow">Pod of Greed</a> and <a href="https://twitter.com/narutohead_band" rel="nofollow">Never Believe It</a> - Also did the show art but you cant comission them.
<a href="https://twitter.com/diplobrocus" rel="nofollow">Robyn</a>, of <a href="https://twitter.com/WhoWatchestheW4" rel="nofollow">Who Watches the Watch</a> and <a href="https://twitter.com/FredSaysFuck1" rel="nofollow">Fred Says Fuck</a>.
<a href="https://twitter.com/janoskapuvari" rel="nofollow">Janos</a>, of <a href="https://twitter.com/asobapcast" rel="nofollow">A Song of Babies and Puppies</a> and <a href="https://twitter.com/lynchpincast" rel="nofollow">Lynchpin</a>.
Daniel, from <a href="https://english.jhu.edu/directory/daniel-mcclurkin/" rel="nofollow">Academic Elitism</a>.</p>
<p><a href="https://twitter.com/killer_kvothe" rel="nofollow">The Podcast on Twitter </a></p>
<p><em>NB: This podcast is not suitable for consumption by fans of Mr Rothfuss</em></p>