The Grimm Mystics

<p>In this week’s episode, The Mystics pull up a barstool at SUR and finally dive into Amber's ultimate comfort show: Vanderpump Rules 🍸For the uninitiated (and the brave), this episode serves as your guided tour through the chaos! In Part One of this two-part series, Amber breaks down seasons 1–6, covering the original cast, the tangled dating webs 🕸️ the iconic feuds, and the foundational drama that made VPR a reality TV staple 📺 Who dated who (and cheated with who), how friendships imploded, and why no one should ever trust a man with a cover band—nothing is off the table 🥴 Whether you’re a longtime Bravo fan reliving the glory days or someone who’s never stepped foot inside SUR, consider this your crash course in the mess, the tea, and the emotional support reality show that started it all 🍹And just wait.. part two picks up where the drama gets even darker…</p><p></p><p>THE IMPORTANT LINKS AND CRED</p><p>📸 Cover Art by Rainbowfishdesign</p><p>🎶 The Grimm Mystics Theme Song by Bear Golden and Abby Golden</p>

<p>In this week’s episode, The Mystics blast off into one of the strangest close encounters in American history 🛸 Amber and Lesley head to Kelly, Kentucky in the 1950s to unpack the infamous Hopkinsville Goblin case, where the Sutton Family claimed their quiet farmhouse was suddenly under siege by a gang of glowing-eyed “little men” straight out of a sci-fi fever dream 👽 After hours of gunfire, terror, and holding down the fort, the family fled to the police who showed up to find a house full of bullet holes… and absolutely zero goblins. No footprints. No bodies. No proof. Just vibes. Unsettling vibes. 🔫🔫 Amber also shares the ongoing saga of the maybe-ghost “big sister” haunting her house 🥴 complete with a toddler who won’t stop chatting with her, mysterious jewelry-making sessions, and some truly unhinged baby monitor conversations. So was the Sutton farmhouse really attacked by aliens? Was it mass hysteria? Or did someone decide the fastest way to a home renovation was through an intergalactic insurance claim? 🤔🤔 The truth is out there… and so is the deductible. 👽🏚️✨</p><p></p><p>THE IMPORTANT LINKS AND CRED</p><p>📸 Cover Art by Rainbowfishdesign</p><p>🎶 The Grimm Mystics Theme Song by Bear Golden and Abby Golden</p><p><a target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer nofollow" href="https://www.history.com/articles/little-green-men-origins-aliens-hopkinsville-kelly">The History Channel</a></p><p><a target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer nofollow" href="https://cryptidz.fandom.com/wiki/Hopkinsville_Goblins">Cryptid Fandom - Hopkinsville Goblins</a></p><p><a target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer nofollow" href="https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kelly%25E2%2580%2593Hopkinsville_encounter">Wikipedia</a></p><p><a target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer nofollow" href="https://www.wkms.org/arts-culture/2016-08-19/a-hopkinsville-alien-tale-has-inspired-a-yearly-festival-a-musical-and-pokemon">Article from WKMS</a></p><p><a target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer nofollow" href="https://www.courierpress.com/story/life/columnists/2017/08/21/history-lesson-goblins-hopkinsville/104796526/">Courier &amp; Press</a></p>

<p>In this week’s episode, The Mystics ascend into the celestial realm of the Chinese Zodiac 🐓✨The Gruesome Twosome, both born under the bold and fiery sign of the Rooster, take a stroll through the year we just shed. The sly and sneaky Snake 🐍 and peer ahead to the wild ride awaiting us in the galloping Year of the Horse 🐎💨 What twists of fate, cosmic surprises, and ancient wisdom lie ahead? Listen up as we dust off the scrolls, consult the scholars before us, and uncover what the universe may have in store for the year ahead. Buckle up cause destiny waits 🔮✨</p><p></p><p>THE IMPORTANT LINKS AND CRED</p><p>📸 Cover Art by Rainbowfishdesign</p><p>🎶 The Grimm Mystics Theme Song by Bear Golden and Abby Golden</p>

<p>In this week's episode The Mystics unravel one of history’s most unsettling royal legacies: King Charles II of Spain 🤔 and the devastating cost of keeping bloodlines what they call "pure" 🥴The Gruesome Twosome take a deep dive into the Habsburg family tree (or… wreath), exploring why generations of royals married only within their own family and how that decision led to profound physical and medical consequences 🧬 From severe illnesses to lifelong suffering, we break down just how sick Charles truly was, what symptoms historians believe he endured, and how his condition became a living example of what happens when power outweighs biology 🌳 It’s a grim chapter of history, told with curiosity, context, and just enough dark humor to survive the absolute chaos of it all.</p><p></p><p>THE IMPORTANT LINKS AND CRED</p><p>📸 Cover Art by Rainbowfishdesign</p><p>🎶 The Grimm Mystics Theme Song by Bear Golden and Abby Golden</p><p><a target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer nofollow" href="https://www.britannica.com/biography/Charles-II-king-of-Spain">King Charles II on Britannica</a></p><p><a target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer nofollow" href="https://medium.com/@alirvine_28634/the-most-chopped-king-in-history-charles-ii-19c7fd7eb749">King Charles II on Medium</a></p><p><a target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer nofollow" href="https://allthatsinteresting.com/charles-ii-of-spain">King Charles II on All That's Interesting</a></p>

<p>In this week’s episode the Mystics spiral over the things that, once you know them, you cannot unknow 😵‍💫 And frankly, you shouldn’t have to suffer alone. Amber kicks things off by revisiting a deeply traumatizing relic from her high school years: a movie involving giant bugs, an aggressive mist/fog situation 🪳 and absolutely no reason for it to be as upsetting as it still is. She breaks down the plot in the simplest, funniest way possible. Next, Lesley takes the mic to expose dolphins 🐬 for what they truly are: not sweet ocean puppies, but calculated, intelligent predators of the sea with a PR team that deserves jail time. And finally, Amber closes out the episode with a hidden gem left behind by her home builders warranty guy, that may or may not explain five years of heightened paranoia, sensory overload, and one very specific villain origin story 🪭 Light-hearted, unhinged, and just self-aware enough, “Sensory Issues: The Episode” wraps up 2025 the only way The Mystics know how: sharing cursed knowledge, laughing through the discomfort, and making sure if we have to know this… you do too 🥰</p><p></p><p>THE IMPORTANT LINKS AND CRED</p><p>📸 Cover Art by Rainbowfishdesign</p><p>🎶 The Grimm Mystics Theme Song by Bear Golden and Abby Golden</p>