Episode Description "Are you worrying about things that aren't even real, or stumbling into problems that don't exist?" 🎙️ This episode of Kent Hance, The Best Storyteller in Texas, opens with a wise and witty saying: "Don't stumble into tables and chairs that are not in the room." Kent reminds listeners to avoid wasting energy on imaginary troubles—a lesson that sets the tone for a show packed with humor, insight, and unforgettable stories. Kent dives into the world of "stupid criminals," recounting the tale of a Wisconsin man who managed to steal not one, but two cop cars in a single day. If you want to steal something, Kent warns, "don't steal a cop's car—especially not two!" The episode also features the saga of Robert Ellis, a Chicago man who represented himself in court for impersonating a police officer and actually won his case, proving that sometimes luck and a little badge can go a long way. Sports fans will love Kent's take on the Super Bowl, including the story of Brian Fowler, who set a Guinness World Record by attending every NFL stadium in one season. Kent shares his own football bucket list and reflects on the changing landscape of the NFL, from halftime shows to the impact of "woke" advertising. The episode is filled with memorable moments: a woman trapped in a Pennsylvania car wash who turned her ordeal into viral fame, the Washington Post's dramatic newsroom cuts, and Kent's musings on the evolution of team names and legendary players like Johnny Unitas and John Riggins. Health and wellness get a spotlight as Kent discusses binge drinking, gut health, and the surprising statistics about Americans struggling with bills and moving for better jobs. He challenges survey results, reminding listeners to "always watch on surveys—if they word the question right, they can come out with what they want." Kent also tackles big issues: immigration enforcement, nuclear arms negotiations, and the ever-changing world of electric cars. The episode wraps with fun facts about Super Bowl snacks—did you know Americans consumed 1.5 billion chicken wings, enough to circle the earth three times? Notable Quotes: "Don't stumble into tables and chairs that are not in the room." "If you want to steal something, don't steal a cop's car—especially not two!" "Always watch on surveys—if they word the question right, they can come out with what they want." "Avoid making problems out of things that are not problems." Ready for laughter, wisdom, and a fresh perspective on Texas life? Hit subscribe, leave a review, and share this episode with friends who love a great story and a sharp mind! ⭐️🎧 Call-to-Action 👉 Don't miss out—subscribe now, leave a review, and share this episode with your friends! Your support helps Kent keep the stories coming. 🎉