The Attic Monologues

“AN/RN-202210-E - tela knutr [the loom knots] AN/RN-202210-F - mare spa’ir therr [the sea calls to you]AN/RN-202210-G - therrsa auscultans [are you listening]  AN/RN-202210-H - ofmengi ousia [too many souls]AN/RN-202210-I - eigna [dedication]”Transcripts available here: https://www.planarprod.com/the-attic-monologues-transcriptsCONTENT WARNINGS: References to the job market, body horror, evangelising, hurricanes, drowning, mentions of depersonalisation. SFX warnings: Alarm clockVoices:Andrew Gorman as Lionel MarkhamFraser Kelly as Noah MarkhamHope K as MaisieRoya Gharbi as Lola BrodeurAnusia Battersby as Zelda GreenAlasdair Stuart as The AuthorProduction Team:Written by Morgan GreensmithProduced by Morgan Greensmith & LM ClohessyDirected & Script-Edited by LM ClohessySound Designed by Jura LeopoldTheme tune composed by Wilkie MorrisonSocial Media by Morgan GreensmithLogo by Sorren BriarwoodThe Attic Monologues is a Planar Prod show. For more information on the show and our production network, visit our website www.planarprod.com. Find us on Twitter @AtticMonologues, and on Instagram, Tumblr, TikTok, and Facebook @TheAtticMonologues. You can also send us an email at [email protected] you for listening! If you enjoyed, please consider leaving a review and telling a friend; join us on our patreon: https://www.patreon.com/theatticmonologues, or buy us a coffee: https://ko-fi.com/theatticmonologues Join our discord: https://discord.gg/Fw7EgGdeAr The hint for Episode 50 is “Fullr Sonus Et Furor”.We will now be on hiatus until 2026! Thank you for all your support, and see you then!

“AN/RN-202210-B circuli intra circuli [circles within circles]AN/RN-202210-C evolutio [an evolution]AN/RN-202210-D regarding AN/TA-ENTIRE”Transcripts available here: https://www.planarprod.com/the-attic-monologues-transcriptsCONTENT WARNINGS: Discussion of needles and fear of needles, child labour, totalitarian government and control of information, hallucinations. Description of sensory deprivation, PTSD, fear of the dark, war. References to death and dead bodies, unreality, blood, destruction of property, fire, riots, sicknessVoices:Atlas Morgan as Nyx RylandBonnie Calderwood Aspinwall as Bella BlackwellKaz Gidman as Athrie DaneAlasdair Stuart as The AuthorKit Lovick as Sam Harris [Post Credits]Production Team:Written by Morgan GreensmithProduced by Morgan Greensmith & LM ClohessyDirected & Script-Edited by LM ClohessySound Designed by Isaac ThompsonTheme tune composed by Wilkie MorrisonSocial Media by Morgan GreensmithLogo by Sorren BriarwoodThe Attic Monologues is a Planar Prod show. For more information on the show and our production network, visit our website www.planarprod.com. Find us on Twitter @AtticMonologues, and on Instagram, Tumblr, TikTok, and Facebook @TheAtticMonologues. You can also send us an email at [email protected] you for listening! If you enjoyed, please consider leaving a review and telling a friend; join us on our patreon: https://www.patreon.com/theatticmonologues, or buy us a coffee: https://ko-fi.com/theatticmonologues Join our discord: https://discord.gg/Fw7EgGdeAr The hint for Episode 49 is “Í Vadis Et Vesall”.See you then!

“AN/TA-???#1 - gildi [a return]AN/TA-???#2 - annuus recension [annual review]AN/TA-???#3 - midforrad [middle management]AN/TA-???#4 - spaginnung [the call of the void]AN/TA-???#5 - absens [missing]”Transcripts available here: https://www.planarprod.com/the-attic-monologues-transcriptsCONTENT WARNINGS: Performance reviews, threat (non-specific). Mentions of body horror, existentialism and apathy, Section 28, the Hays Code. References to bills and money, unfair work contracts/child labour, kidnapping (joking).Voices:Kaz Gidman as Athrie DaneZahra Rajab as Yasmin HakimLaura Mirsky as The Head LibrarianBonnie Calderwood Aspinwall as Bella BlackwellRoya Gharbi as Lola BrodeurAlasdair Stuart as The AuthorMJ Scott as Ophelia MartinKit Lovick as Sam HarrisProduction Team:Written by Morgan GreensmithProduced by Morgan Greensmith & LM ClohessyDirected & Script-Edited by LM ClohessySound Designed by Jura LeopoldTheme tune composed by Wilkie MorrisonSocial Media by Morgan GreensmithLogo by Sorren BriarwoodThe Attic Monologues is a Planar Prod show. For more information on the show and our production network, visit our website www.planarprod.com. Find us on Twitter @AtticMonologues, and on Instagram, Tumblr, TikTok, and Facebook @TheAtticMonologues. You can also send us an email at [email protected] you for listening! If you enjoyed, please consider leaving a review and telling a friend; join us on our patreon: https://www.patreon.com/theatticmonologues, or buy us a coffee: https://ko-fi.com/theatticmonologues Join our discord: https://discord.gg/Fw7EgGdeAr The hint for Episode 48 is “Uterque Likr Í Kurteisliga”.See you then!

“hot chocolate with whipped cream and marshmallow - £4.80blueberry muffin - £3.60autumn special with oat milk - £5.20soul tracking necklace - £30iced oat matcha latte with vanilla - £4.30ousia tourques - £50emotional damage - priceless, nonrefundable”Transcripts available here: https://www.planarprod.com/the-attic-monologues-transcriptsCONTENT WARNINGS: Arguments, difficult family relationships, abandonment, mention of alcohol.Voices:Max Herzfeld as Valentine WyseHope K as MaisieAlasdair Stuart as The AuthorAtlas Morgan as Nyx RylandBonnie Calderwood Aspinwall as Bella BlackwellDrew Citrine as RavenProduction Team:Written by Morgan GreensmithProduced by Morgan Greensmith & LM ClohessyDirected & Script-Edited by LM ClohessySound Designed by Isaac ThompsonTheme tune composed by Wilkie MorrisonSocial Media by Morgan GreensmithLogo by Sorren BriarwoodThe Attic Monologues is a Planar Prod show. For more information on the show and our production network, visit our website www.planarprod.com. Find us on Twitter @AtticMonologues, and on Instagram, Tumblr, TikTok, and Facebook @TheAtticMonologues. You can also send us an email at [email protected] you for listening! If you enjoyed, please consider leaving a review and telling a friend; join us on our patreon: https://www.patreon.com/theatticmonologues, or buy us a coffee: https://ko-fi.com/theatticmonologues Join our discord: https://discord.gg/Fw7EgGdeAr Today’s episode features a trailer for Hexpress Hotline, an office horror comedy podcast following a hotline of witches who specialise in relationship curses. The show is co-created by Morgan Greensmith, and features many recognisable actors from The Attic Monologues - find us on your podcatcher of choice!The hint for Episode 47 is “Likr Ver Sa Sceleratus”.See you then!

“AN/BC-202210-F - frustratio kindr [the disappointment of family]AN/RN-202210-A - dimidium ì elsk af flammae [half in love with flames]AN/BC-202210-G - ny-vaknadr [awakened]AN/BC-202210-H - hvar occursus praeterita et a-lengdar [where past and future meet] AN/BC-202210-I - jadarr fides [the edge of faith] AN/BC-202210-J - quisquiliae eldr [dumpster fire]”Transcripts available here: https://www.planarprod.com/the-attic-monologues-transcriptsCONTENT WARNINGS: Depiction of difficult family relationships, anxiety, arguments. Description of burning buildings and being trapped inside. Discussions of abandonment. Mentions of blood, death, burial, food, betrayal, missing persons, arson, capitalism, past physical assault, criminal prosecution. SFX: door slam, fireVoices:Drew Citrine as RavenCry MJ as Seth EnthamAnusia Battersby as Zelda GreenMorgan Greensmith as Elianna WickhamLM Clohessy as Agatha CochranLeon Egan as Tamar HousmanAtlas Morgan as Nyx RylandAlasdair Stuart as The AuthorProduction Team:Written by Morgan GreensmithProduced by Morgan Greensmith & LM ClohessyDirected & Script-Edited by LM ClohessySound Designed by Isaac ThompsonTheme tune composed by Wilkie MorrisonSocial Media by Morgan GreensmithLogo by Sorren BriarwoodThe Attic Monologues is a Planar Prod show. For more information on the show and our production network, visit our website www.planarprod.com. Find us on Twitter @AtticMonologues, and on Instagram, Tumblr, TikTok, and Facebook @TheAtticMonologues. You can also send us an email at [email protected] you for listening! If you enjoyed, please consider leaving a review and telling a friend; join us on our patreon: https://www.patreon.com/theatticmonologues, or buy us a coffee: https://ko-fi.com/theatticmonologues Join our discord: https://discord.gg/Fw7EgGdeAr Today’s episode features a trailer for Store 236, a dark comedy podcast about customer service and the fates that customers deserve. Find them on your podcatcher of choice!The hint for Episode 46 is “Unus Eptir”.See you then!