Someone Dies In This Elevator

⁠The Audio Fiction Convention⁠ is happening June 14 and digital tickets are on sale now! Watch 10 panels and presentations from the comfort of your home, including Audio Fiction You Can Play With by Gabriel Urbina and How to Make Art When the World is Burning by Lauren Shippen. You'll also be able to hear me talk at The State of Audio Fiction presentation, the community in Audio Fiction panel, and the Crowdfunding Crash Course! Go to ⁠⁠https://bit.ly/tafcondigital⁠⁠ to join the fun, and use code PODCAST for $5 off! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Welcome back to Mergers and Mergerers, the best Corporation Actual Play Podcast in the Nine Realms. Join your favorite DM Grumo Axebaine, and beloved players Vala Hyelle, Scrote Humdinger, and Stonebeard Orecrusher, as they rise through the ranks of Associated Corporations LLC. You're not ready for what happens in this one, folks. Mergers and Mergerers is not sponsored by Apothecary Steve’s Crispy Lizard Bites, but if you're reading this Steve, hit us up. Transcript here. Content Warnings: This episode of Someone Dies In This Elevator is rated PG-13. Mergers and Merger-ers contains lewd jokes, gun violence, and death in an elevator. Credits: Mergers and Mergerers was written by Stephen Indrisano and directed by Tal Minear, featuring dialogue editing by Stephen Indrisano and sound design by Tal Minear. Grumbo Axebain/Dylan/Mitch Cahsman was voiced by Josh Rubino. Scrote Humdinger/Hunk Linebacker was voiced by Zane Schacht. Vale Hyelle/Linda Brown was voiced by Sena Bryer. Stonebeard Orecrusher/John Smithsonson was voiced by Alan Burgon.  This is the final episode of SDITE! It's been a joy producing this show, and I hope it was a joy to listen. Thanks for tuning in across the years, it means a lot! - Tal Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

The Audio Fiction Convention will be a one day event bringing together creators and fans of audio fiction. We'll have a main stage for panels all about audio drama creation, as well as an Artist Alley for creators to show off their work! If funded during the Kickstarter, which is live now through October 7, the event will happen June 14, 2026, in Boulder CO. Visit AudioFictionCon.com for more info!  I AM THE ELEVATOR This episode of Someone Dies In This Elevator is rated  R. I Am The Elevator contains body horror, audible gore, and death in an elevator. Transcript here. I Am The Elevator was written and performed by CSW. Post Production by Brad Colbroock. Check out CSW's show HEMOPHOBIA. HEMOPHOBIA is an anthology horror podcast, telling a new multi-chapter story in each season. Stories of blood, our blood, and all the pain, truth, and horror that blood embodies. Stories that do more than chill your spine and give you a sleepless night – but that shake the very foundations of your soul with the chilling touch of the real, unmitigated, unanswerable horror that is life itself. Follow us @SDITEpod on Tumblr! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

A hitman on a job begins to see and hear strange things in the hotel he's staying at. This episode of Someone Dies In This Elevator is rated R. Ding contains gun violence, immolation, and death in an elevator. Transcript here. Written and Directed by Brady Flanagan. Sound Design: Brady Flanagan. Man: Ryan Joseph Murphy. Maid: Amanda Flangan. SFX/Music: Monument Studios (Creative License) This episode has been created by the Your Horror Show team. Be sure to check out their horror anthology podcast which includes a full cast, sound and music here: linktr.ee/Yourhorrorshow Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Johnny is going in to apply to be a fingernail inspector yet is totally unaware of the mystery and murder at the... Barlevator! This episode of Someone Dies In This Elevator is rated PG. Barlevator contains gun sounds, murder, fire, and death in an elevator. Transcript here. Barlevator was Directed by Diego Herrera. Written and Audio Engineered by Aaron Camacho. With theme music by Trace Callahan and audio from Freesound. Johnny was played by Noah Bell. Lazlo by Kifinosi Orey. Chekov by Lou Sutcliffe. Bartender by Jayden Mare. Infant author by Eden Mikey Burn. Corner by Chris Lona. Hand Fan Man by Diego Herrera. And HR by Tatiana Gefter. Barlevator was a Tlacuache Theater Production. Listen to our first show The Devil's Plaything on Spotify or where ever you listen to podcasts, and find us on Bluesky at bsky.app/profile/tlacuachetheater.bsky.social. Follow us @SDITEpod on Tumblr! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices