His royal duke-less-ness; regular sweat-less andy
<p><strong> The Ballad of Regular Person Andy</strong></p><p>Once a prince with pomp and perks,</p><p>Now stripped of titles, dodging smirks.</p><p>From York’s high halls to scandal’s pit,</p><p>Andy proved entitlement’s witless skit.</p><p>(No sweat, he swears.)</p><p>He sneered at Kate, with jealous bite,</p><p>A petty uncle, dim in spite.</p><p>William sharpened knives behind the scene,</p><p>While Andy puffed with airs obscene.</p><p>(No sweat, he swears.)</p><p>Twelve million pounds — oh, what a loan?</p><p>“From mummy’s purse?” the whispers groan.</p><p>A buffoon’s bill, a nation’s sigh,</p><p>Privilege paid to make truth die.</p><p>(No sweat, he swears.)</p><p>Emails with Epstein, “we’re in this together,”</p><p>Audacity thicker than royal leather.</p><p>Forty escorts in Thailand’s sun,</p><p>Diplomats nodding — what a run!</p><p>(No sweat, he swears.)</p><p>He clung to Lodge with taxpayer grace,</p><p>Till Charles said, “Pack up, disgrace.”</p><p>Sandringham’s exile, a gilded cage,</p><p>Still whining, still dining, still center stage.</p><p>(No sweat, he swears.)</p><p>Camilla scolds, the King rethinks,</p><p>Andy sinks while monarchy shrinks.</p><p>Letters Patent seal the fall,</p><p>No HRH, no prince at all.</p><p>(No sweat, he swears.)</p><p>So here’s the tale, absurd and grand,</p><p>Of Andy, buffoon across the land.</p><p>Entitled, audacious, privilege‑fed,</p><p>A clown in ermine, now stripped instead.</p><p>(No sweat, he swears.)</p><p>————</p><p>Prince Andrew scandal: Epstein ties, Virginia Giuffre lawsuit, “I don’t sweat” claim, King Charles strips titles, royal downfall</p><p>• Prince Andrew scandal</p><p>• Jeffrey Epstein connection</p><p>• Virginia Giuffre lawsuit</p><p>• Royal Family crisis</p><p>• King Charles strips titles</p><p>• Prince William ruthless approach</p><p>• Queen Camilla influence</p><p>• “I don’t sweat” interview</p><p>• Royal entitlement and privilege</p><p>• Sandringham exile</p><p>---</p><p>Remember to like, share, and follow — the way Prince Andrew remembers that one very specific trip to Pizza Express in Woking on his daughter’s birthday, while somehow forgetting literally everything else.</p>
