<p>DeHuff’s car almost got run over by a man in a lifted truck.</p><p><br /></p><p>A Delta Air Lines flight passenger was removed from a plane in Miami after refusing to end a phone call before takeoff.</p><p><br /></p><p>A Frenchman wrote 44,000 fake sick notes for people to get time off work before being caught. Now he faces 10 years in prison.</p><p><br /></p><p>Matthew McConaughey and Woody Harrelson have a special relationship, and a shocking statement was made on the season premiere of Bear Grylls Is Running Wild.</p><p><br /></p><p>Florida Taco Bell worker accused of shooting at customers who put soda in a water cup. DeHuff explains the actual cost of a soda (Syrup in roughly $.15 per 20oz).</p><p><br /></p><p>Megan Thee Stallion’s fans are contacting Etsy witches to curse ex Klay Thompson after split.</p><p><br /></p><p><br /></p><p><br /></p><p>MAILBAG:</p><p><br /></p><p>If aliens show up tomorrow, do you think they’ll fix Earth or just laugh and leave?</p><p><br /></p><p>Telling Little Leaguers the wrong thing.</p><p><br /></p><p>Fast food prices are out of control, and now they want to raise the federal minimum wage to $25 an hour!</p><p><br /></p><p>You have a bowl of 100 grapes but one of them is poisoned. Each one you eat is worth $100k. How many would you eat?</p>