<description>The story of how I got blindsided by my former boss, where she tried to sell all of us dildos and sex toys so we could have a “Christ Centered Marriage” (if you searched for that term and found this podcast- don’t listen to it. Trust me.) CONTENT WARNING: this episode has it all! SWEARING! MASTURBATION! MLMs! Listener discretion is advised. 
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The story of how I got blindsided by my former boss, where she tried to sell all of us dildos and sex toys so we could have a “Christ Centered Marriage” (if you searched for that term and found this podcast- don’t listen to it. Trust me.) CONTENT WARNING: this episode has it all! SWEARING! MASTURBATION! MLMs! Listener discretion is advised. 


Episode 3: dildos and Jesus 

<description>A story of how my friend and I, in middle school, accidentally grave robbed and played in discarded caskets in the Burr Ridge Cemetery in Alsip, Illinois. 
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A story of how my friend and I, in middle school, accidentally grave robbed and played in discarded caskets in the Burr Ridge Cemetery in Alsip, Illinois. 


Episode 2: Casket Derby

<description>A story of revenge using liquified decomposed chicken set in the summer of 1995 on the south side of Chicago. 
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A story of revenge using liquified decomposed chicken set in the summer of 1995 on the south side of Chicago. 


Episode 1: Chicken

I’ve had a weird life. A life full of arson, dead bodies, triumph, and complete and total failure. These are the funniest and strangest stories from my life (so far.)

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