Review That Review with Chelsey and Trey

Can a $16 voodoo doll really change your fate—or is it just a cute piece of cloth? In this mystical and hilarious episode, Trey and Chelsey unpack a 1 Star Etsy review of a handmade voodoo doll from the shop LunaZingara. With mysterious intentions, spiritual consequences, and a seller reply that pulls no punches, this episode dives headfirst into the metaphysical (and the ridiculous).

Chelsey battles earworm-induced nightmares while Trey literally crafts his own voodoo doll—yes, complete with a topknot and lashes. But when the actual review reveals a disgruntled buyer who bought four dolls and claims “nothing happened,” the Queens dig into what this Etsy review really says about intention, energy, and ethics.

PLUS: Chelsey crowns a local muralist as her Royal Highness and the Queens debate the power of voodoo… and Yelp.

Episode Highlights

• (00:01:08) Lodge A Complaint: Chelsey loses sleep thanks to earworms and anxiety dreams.
• (00:07:06) Review Breakdown: Trey reveals a 1 Star Etsy review for a voodoo doll from LunaZingara.
• (00:12:14) Review Reading: “Bought four dolls. Nothing happened.” 😅
• (00:15:18) Reply Reaction: The seller responds with an epic takedown, calling out “toxic intentions” and voodoo misconceptions.
• (00:21:04) Crowning the Reviews: Are either the reviewer OR the seller worthy of crowns?
• (00:25:40) My Royal Highness: Chelsey crowns Coco, the mural artist who painted her jaw-dropping studio wall! 🎨👑
• (00:27:28) Closing Thoughts + After Show Tease: Next up—a 4 Star review of a strip club. 💃

Timestamps

• (00:01:08) Lodge A Complaint
• (00:07:06) Voodoo Doll on Etsy
• (00:12:14) 1 Star ETSY Review
• (00:15:18) There's A Reply!
• (00:21:04) Crowning the Reviews
• (00:25:40) My Royal Highness
• (00:27:28) Closing Thoughts + After Show Tease

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The Queens are tackling the ultimate moving dilemma in this Versus Episode, where they review both a 1 Star and 5 Star take on Royal Moving & Storage. Are they a reliable, professional moving company, or a red-flag-filled nightmare? Chelsey and Trey are here to break it all down!

In Part 2, Trey presents a 1 Star Review from Samira A., whose experience with Royal Moving & Storage took a dark turn. After writing a glowing 5 Star Review at the insistence of a mover, Samira discovered she had been double-charged! Is this an isolated incident, or is there something shady going on?

PLUS: The Queens take a spin on the Meryl-Go-Round, bringing their signature dramatic flair to some hilarious 1 Star zingers.

Episode Highlights

• (00:00:35) Recap of Part 1 & the Royal Moving Controversy
• (00:01:00) The Meryl-Go-Round: Trey and Chelsey bring the drama to some epic 1 Star zingers. 🎭
• (00:07:00) Review Breakdown: Trey presents Samira A.'s 1 Star Review, exposing a double charge, bad communication, and suspicious refund practices.
• (00:16:00) The Verdict: Is this just one bad experience or a bigger red flag?
• (00:22:00) Crowning the Review: The Queens rate Samira’s review—does it hold up, or is she just as shady as the company? 🤔

Timestamps

• (00:00:00) Recap of Part 1
• (00:00:35) The Meryl-Go-Round 🎭
• (00:03:12) Review Breakdown (1 Star)
• (00:15:45) The Verdict
• (00:19:30) Who Do We Trust?!

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The Queens are tackling the ultimate moving dilemma in this Versus Episode, where they review both a 1 Star and 5 Star take on Royal Moving & Storage. Are they a reliable, professional moving company, or a red-flag-filled nightmare? Chelsey and Trey are here to break it all down!

In Part 1, Chelsey presents a 5 Star Review from TL, a stressed-out office tenant who needed to move a decade’s worth of belongings in just one week! But was it too perfect? The Queens dissect every detail of this glowing review to see if it holds up under scrutiny.

Plus: It’s time for Move It or Lose It, a packing-themed trivia game where Trey must guess the correct moving techniques—or suffer hilarious consequences!

Episode Highlights

• (00:01:00) Lodge A Complaint: Trey struggles with choosing the perfect e-signature—cursive? Comic Sans? Who decides?! ✍️😵
• (00:07:00) Review Breakdown: Chelsey presents a 5 Star Review from TL, who had a last-minute, high-stakes move that Royal handled like pros.
• (00:16:00) The Verdict: Was this the ultimate moving experience or just good marketing?
• (00:23:00) Game Time: Move It or Lose It! Trey tries to outsmart moving disasters in this high-stakes packing challenge. 🎲📦
• (00:33:00) Crowning the Review: The Queens reveal their final rating—does TL deserve the Review Queen title? 👑

Timestamps

• (00:00:35) Introduction
• (00:01:00) Lodge A Complaint
• (00:07:00) Review Breakdown
• (00:16:00) The Verdict
• (00:23:00) Game Time: Move It or Lose It!
• (00:33:00) Crowning the Review
• (00:39:00) Teaser for Part 2

Palm trees, sunshine, and… LIES?! This week, the Queens head to Palm Springs for a 2 Star Review of Triada Palm Springs Autograph Collection that is long on mystery and short on details. Carrie C. has stayed here six times, but a shocking betrayal has her vowing never to return. What could it be? What is the truth? And most importantly—WHY WON’T SHE TELL US?!

Trey and Chelsey break down this maddeningly vague review, try to decode the mystery, and debate whether this is a valid kvetch or just a dramatic exit.

Episode Highlights

• (00:01:00) Lodge A Complaint: Trey has a bone to pick with people who park too close to the gym entrance. 🏋️‍♂️🚗
• (00:07:00) Review Breakdown: Chelsey presents a 2 Star Review that hints at a hotel scandal—but won’t spill the details!
• (00:14:00) The Verdict: The Queens attempt to piece together the mystery and discuss what could possibly be so bad after six visits.
• (00:22:00) My Royal Highness: Trey crowns @puppysongs for making his days better with funny, catchy jingles about dogs. 🐶🎶

Timestamps

• (00:00:35) Introduction
• (00:01:00) Lodge A Complaint
• (00:07:00) Review Breakdown
• (00:14:00) The Verdict
• (00:22:00) My Royal Highness

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Episode 196: Dog Wigs - TikTok Review 🐶🎀

Who let the wigs out?! This week, the Review Queens dive into the fabulous and furry world of dog wigs, thanks to a viral TikTok review by Honestly Bridget. From pink curls to chic bobs, these hilarious canine accessories leave Chelsey and Trey barking with laughter as they evaluate practicality, style, and sheer entertainment value. Spoiler alert: there’s a 1,000 out of 10 rating involved!

Episode Highlights:

• (00:01:03) Lodge A Complaint: Chelsey recounts the horrifying Black Tongue Saga of 2024—caused by a Pepto Bismol side effect that’s as shocking as it is funny. 🫣
• (00:07:35) Review Breakdown: Trey brings a TikTok from Honestly Bridget, featuring dogs rocking wigs from Temu. The Queens debate: Are these wigs glam or a scam?
• (00:21:14) The Verdict: Honestly Bridget gets crowned (almost unanimously) as the Queens rave about her hilarious creativity and top-tier dog content. 👑
• (00:24:03) My Royal Highness: Chelsey inducts YouTube as the ultimate platform for learning, laughing, and endless rabbit holes. 🎥💻
• (00:26:15) On This Week's After Show Pod: The Queens review a 3 Star Amazon critique of an Avery Durable View Binder—because even binders deserve a moment to shine. 📁

Timestamps:

• (00:00:35) Introduction
• (00:01:03) Lodge A Complaint
• (00:07:35) Review Breakdown
• (00:21:14) The Verdict
• (00:24:03) My Royal Highness
• (00:26:15) On This Week’s After Show Pod

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