We are in ranting mood, and no one is marked safe.Chelsea also makes her triumphant return to ballet after 35 years, heals some childhood trauma along the way, and learns that pickleball and ballet have absolutely nothing in common. Tiger Woods' latest DUI, officially crowning him Black Jesus, and we wonder how many more lives this man actually has. Plus: an Autistic murder documentary, a Laguna Beach reboot nobody asked for, and a very real conversation about grief, estranged family, and showing up to a funeral looking cute.The end.00:00 — Trapped Under a Cuddle02:18 — Sorry I Exist05:38 — My Yoga Instructor Called Me Out and I Left a Review (Byeee)08:35 — Shit-Talking Our Way Through Pickleball Season10:35 — Ballet Is Back, Baby14:56 — Piano Recitals and Stage Fright20:13 — Stop Asking Us to Be Humble23:20 — Tiger Woods Is Black Jesus27:42 — Murder Docs, Laguna Beach & the Reality TV Power Hour38:51 — Looking Cute at FuneralsSend us a textSupport the showLike, subscribe, and share with that one friend who needs a reason to laugh. Find us @honestlysmartlist on Instagram, TikTok, and YouTube.Connect with Honestly Smartlesshonestlysmartless.comIG: @honestlysmartlessTikTok: @honestlysmartlessChelsea's IG: @chelsea_turanoLindsay's TT: @dr.lindsayregehrYouTube:  Honestly Smartless