<h3>Episode 63 of World's Dumbest Criminals is about a man who called 911 to say there was a burglary in progress. Plot twist - he was the burglar and he wanted to the cops to come and protect him from the resident, who had just returned home and was also calling 911. As well as an English woman who went on the dark web and payed someone she thought was a hitman to kill her co-worker after a brief fling in a frozen food factory went sour.</h3><p><br></p><br><p>Social Media</p><p>Facebook Group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/374526270632196</p><p>Facebook Page: https://www.facebook.com/Worlds-Dumbest-Criminals-Podcast-100965498857602/?ref=pages_you_manage</p><p>Twitter: @WDCriminalsPod and Instagram</p><p>Instagram: @worldsdumbestcriminalspodcast</p><p>Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/worldsdumbestcriminals</p><br><p><br></p><p>Promo: Firebreathing Kittens</p><br><p><br></p><p>Sources:</p><p>https://www.seattletimes.com/seattle-news/dueling-911-caller-arrested-in-washington/</p><p>https://abcnews.go.com/US/home-intruder-calls-911-homeowner-caught-showering/story?id=13084609</p><p>https://www.oregonlive.com/portland/2012/08/portland_bank_robbery_suspect.html</p><p>https://www.oregonlive.com/portland/2011/03/intruder_calls_police_on_homeo.html</p><p>https://www.oregonlive.com/portland/2012/04/man_who_called_9-1-1_after_bre.html</p><p>https://www.eugene-or.gov/CivicAlerts.aspx?AID=3488&amp;ARC=10337</p><p>https://www.chronline.com/stories/portland-intruder-who-called-police-on-himself-arrested-for-shoplifting-in-chehalis,167375</p><p>https://www.adelaidenow.com.au/messenger/city/south-australias-10-dumbest-crimes-of-2022-revealed/news-story/739d6959b316e229b5f5853c72dd9aaa</p><p><a href="https://www.bbc.com/news/uk-england-norfolk-65493985" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">https://www.bbc.com/news/uk-england-norfolk-65493985</a></p><p><a href="https://coconuts.co/kl/news/malaysian-man-behaving-like-thug-physically-assaults-woman-driver-for-overtaking-his-lane-on-highway" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">https://coconuts.co/kl/news/malaysian-man-behaving-like-thug-physically-assaults-woman-driver-for-overtaking-his-lane-on-highway</a></p><p>https://www.ladbible.com/news/helen-hewlett-trial-20000-pounds-hire-hitman-lover-paul-belton-791829-20230126</p><br><p><br></p><br><p><br></p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>