<p>Noooo maaaateee, you're not DJ. How good is prank calling your mate to tell them you've got a trial at Subway and them actually cutting tomatoes for three hours before they realize you pranked them! All this and more in another ripper edition of Talkback. Enjoy your Tuesday legends. </p><br><p>Sign up to the Alphafest email list to get access to Pre-Sale tickets this Wednesday at 9AM:&nbsp;</p><p><a href="http://alphafest.com.au/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">alphafest.com.au</a></p><br><p>Ever wanted to watch the Podcast? Check out full visual, uncut and ad-free versions on our Patreon. Only $5 a week plus access to all of our exclusive vlogs. Our four part film series from Darwin is now out, over 2 hours of exclusive content from a wild trip in the NT:&nbsp;<a href="http://patreon.com/alphablokespodcast" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">patreon.com/alphablokespodcast</a></p><br><p>Better Beer: Jog in a can, win in a tin, the athletes choice. Try their new Halfy's at any bottle-o near you:&nbsp;<a href="https://www.betterbeer.com.au/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">https://www.betterbeer.com.au/</a></p><br><p>Neds: Whatever you bet on, take it to the neds level:&nbsp;<a href="https://www.neds.com.au/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">https://www.neds.com.au/</a></p><br><p>SP Tools: Schmicker tools for an even schmicker price, use code "ALPHA" at checkout for 10% off and check out their brand new catalogue:&nbsp;<a href="http://sptools.com/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">sptools.com</a></p><br><p>Portwest: Tough workwear for tough jobs. Check out their vast variety of PPE for the jobsite here:&nbsp;<a href="https://www.portwest.com/market/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">https://www.portwest.com/market/</a></p><br><p>Papa Macros: ready made unreal meals if you're too flat out to meal prep Sunday arvo. Use the code "ALPHA" for $30 off your first order or "ALPHA10" for any reoccuring order for 10% off at&nbsp;<a href="http://papamacros.com.au/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">papamacros.com.au</a>&nbsp;OR simply use the links below:</p><p>$30 off your first order:&nbsp;<a href="https://www.papamacros.com.au/?coupon-code=ALPHA&amp;sc-page=shop" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">https://www.papamacros.com.au/?coupon-code=ALPHA&amp;sc-page=shop</a></p><p>10% off:&nbsp;<a href="https://www.papamacros.com.au/?coupon-code=Alpha10&amp;sc-page=shop" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">https://www.papamacros.com.au/?coupon-code=Alpha10&amp;sc-page=shop</a></p><br><p>0:00 - Intro</p><p>1:30 - Knuckles Proper True Yarn</p><p>7:45 - Carry Ons</p><p>1:11:00 - Winning Yarn</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>