An old man carves a puppet for revenge, but when the puppet begins talking, he tries to teach it to be a real boy in order for his hair to be real as well. As the puppet tries to prove his father’s hair is real, he learns through hardship and hard work what it means to be a real boy, while also losing his fortune and being eaten by a shark. Written by Ean Smith (@marcusdayhooray). Sponsored by: Dan Raymond Souvenireal Medallion Collection Holders, The People's Democratic Republic Against Dan Raymond Credits: Matthew Storino (@StorinoMp) - Narrator, Parrot, Acquaintance 3 Fee Basanavicius (@fbasanavicius) - Piñot-cchio, Hostage Wife, Acquaintance 2 Dylan Carey (@_groovebox_) - Grandpa, Policeman, Homeowner, Director, Announcer 1, Crow, Dan Raymond, Roommate 1, Lamp-Wick, Dairy Farmer, Pedestrian 4, Acquaintance 1 Jeremy DeAntonio (@jeremydeantonio5) - Fred Savage, Geppetto, Ticket Taker, Pulcinella, Innkeeper, Owl, Beach Goer 2, Pedestrian 1, Sandwhich Staker, Daysk Haybel-Shoofel, Alidoro, Announcer 3 Alex Campbell (@likethesoup92) - Mastro Antonio, Bystander 2, Talking Cricket, Drummer, Fox, Announcer 2, Pigeon, Beach Goer 3, Fisherman, Pedestrian 3, Egg Counter, Little Man Susan Day - Mom, Bystander 1, Piper, Harlequin, Cat, Fairy Maiden, Beach Goer 1, Roommate 2, Pedestrian 2, Dormouse