The Love Ark
The Love Ark

The Love Ark

Jonas Oppenheim

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It’s “The Love Boat” on Noah’s Ark! "The Love Ark" is a scripted comedy podcast based on the Noah’s Ark story, told as episodes of "The Love Boat." Season 1 is packed with romance, miracles, murder, and two of every animal. The show is serialized, with cinematic sound design—headphones recommended! Starring Leon Russom (The Big Lebowski) as Noah. Special guests include Simon Helberg (The Big Bang Theory) and Ryan Hurst (Sons of Anarchy). All aboard for romance! All aboard for adventure! All aboard for GOD.

Recent Episodes

The Love Ark, Ep. 6 - "Endgame"
OCT 18, 2021
The Love Ark, Ep. 6 - "Endgame"

It’s “The Love Boat” on Noah’s Ark!  “The Love Ark” is a scripted comedy podcast based on the Noah’s Ark story, in the style of “The Love Boat.” Romance! Miracles! Murder! And two of each animal.

Episode 6: “Endgame”

Season finale! The family has had enough of Noah’s erratic leadership. But their mutiny is interrupted by the arrival of a second Ark...and a second Noah. What is God up to? Can the Arks co-exist peacefully? Or will Noah’s paranoia and competitive religiosity get the best of them? If you've listened this far, you already know the answers. This week's special guest is Troy Garity (Ballers, Barbershop).

Cast

LEON RUSSOM.....Noah

ALICYN PACKARD.....Naameh

DEREK MEHN.....Ham and Donner the Reindeer

WILL MILES.....Japheth

NICK TURNER.....Shem

MOLLY HAWKEY.....Marilyn

LAUREN VAN KURIN.....Beatrice the Bee, Babs the Chicken, Lisa the Gorilla, Adonis the Unicorn, and Pat

SCOTT GOLDEN.....Chuck the Rooster, Frank the Unicorn, Yam, Snake, and Announcer

With Special Guest TROY GARITY as Noah

And Special Guest SIMON HELBERG as Bob

Written, produced, directed, and edited by JONAS OPPENHEIM

Music composed and performed by ZACHARY BERNSTEIN

The Love Ark theme sung by MICHAEL LANAHAN

Sound Designer JAIME ROBLEDO

Foley Artist MONIQUE REYMOND

Foley Mixer ROBERTO ALEGRIA

Foley FX TRANSPARENT SOUND

Additional material by ED GOODMAN, RAY OLSON, & NICK TURNER

Recorded at the M1-5 West recording studio by RILEY GEARE

Additional Engineering FRANCESCO CARROZZO

Legal Services DAVID MAYES

Graphic Design SHARON LEVY

Special Thanks

#1 BEST WRITERS GROUP

BOB DEROSA

COLIN MCGINN

CHRIS NOLD

CORA OLSON

BEN ROCK

LYRA SMITH

ERIC WEN

DIANE & COSIMO

Headphones recommended!

Instagram, Twitter, & TikTok: @lovearkpodcast

For episode transcriptions or other questions, please email [email protected]

Season 1 is complete! We'd love to hear your thoughts about the show. Seriously!

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30 MIN
The Love Ark, Ep. 5: "Clausgiving"
OCT 11, 2021
The Love Ark, Ep. 5: "Clausgiving"

It’s “The Love Boat” on Noah’s Ark!  “The Love Ark” is a scripted comedy podcast based on the Noah’s Ark story, in the style of “The Love Boat.” Romance! Miracles! Murder! And two of each animal.

Episode 5: “Clausgiving”

It’s Christmas!...in a few thousand years. But when Santa Claus lands on the Ark, holiday cheer turns ugly as Noah learns the true meaning of Santa’s visit. Sparks fly between Ham and Rudolph, while Naameh and Japheth attempt to help Noah make better decisions. This week's special guest star is Ryan Hurst (The Walking Dead, Sons of Anarchy)!

Cast

LEON RUSSOM.....Noah

ALICYN PACKARD.....Naameh

DEREK MEHN.....Ham and Donner the Reindeer

WILL MILES.....Japheth

NICK TURNER.....Shem

MOLLY HAWKEY.....Marilyn

LAUREN VAN KURIN.....Babs the Chicken, Lisa the Gorilla, and Blitzen the Reindeer

SCOTT GOLDEN.....Roscoe the Parrot, Rudolph the Reindeer, Frank the Unicorn, Drunk Panda, and Announcer

With Special Guest RYAN HURST as Santa Claus

Written, produced, directed, and edited by JONAS OPPENHEIM

Music composed and performed by ZACHARY BERNSTEIN

The Love Ark theme sung by MICHAEL LANAHAN

Sound Designer JAIME ROBLEDO

Foley Artist MONIQUE REYMOND

Foley Mixer ROBERTO ALEGRIA

Foley FX TRANSPARENT SOUND

Additional material by ED GOODMAN, RAY OLSON, & NICK TURNER

Recorded at the M1-5 West recording studio by RILEY GEARE

Additional Engineering FRANCESCO CARROZZO

Legal Services DAVID MAYES

Graphic Design SHARON LEVY

Special Thanks

#1 BEST WRITERS GROUP

BOB DEROSA

COLIN MCGINN

CHRIS NOLD

CORA OLSON

BEN ROCK

LYRA SMITH

ERIC WEN

DIANE & COSIMO

Headphones recommended!

Instagram, Twitter, & TikTok: @lovearkpodcast

For episode transcriptions or other questions, please email [email protected]

New episodes every Monday!

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25 MIN
The Love Ark, Ep. 4: "The Ark Monkey Trial"
OCT 4, 2021
The Love Ark, Ep. 4: "The Ark Monkey Trial"

It’s “The Love Boat” on Noah’s Ark!  “The Love Ark” is a scripted comedy podcast based on the Noah’s Ark story, in the style of “The Love Boat.” Romance! Miracles! Murder! And two of each animal.

Episode 4: “The Ark Monkey Trial”

As Noah imposes strict rules on the Ark, a couple of atheist stowaways surface. Soon Noah has them on trial for their beliefs, even as they tempt Naameh into an erotic adventure. Shem and Marilyn adjust to life as parents of a bouncing baby parrot. This week's special guest is Simon Helberg of "The Big Bang Theory"!

Cast

LEON RUSSOM.....Noah

ALICYN PACKARD.....Naameh

DEREK MEHN.....Ham

WILL MILES.....Japheth

NICK TURNER.....Shem

MOLLY HAWKEY.....Marilyn

LAUREN VAN KURIN.....Pat, Lisa the Gorilla, Adonis the Unicorn, Praying Mantis Susan, and Rabbit

SCOTT GOLDEN.....Roscoe the Parrot, Elephant, Rabbit, and Announcer

With Special Guest
SIMON HELBERG as Bob

And Introducing
DAVID MAYES as Kangaroo

Written, produced, directed, and edited by JONAS OPPENHEIM

Music composed and performed by ZACHARY BERNSTEIN

The Love Ark theme sung by MICHAEL LANAHAN

Sound Designer JAIME ROBLEDO

Foley Artist MONIQUE REYMOND

Foley Mixer ROBERTO ALEGRIA

Foley FX TRANSPARENT SOUND

Additional material by ED GOODMAN, RAY OLSON, & NICK TURNER

Recorded at the M1-5 West recording studio by RILEY GEARE

Additional Engineering FRANCESCO CARROZZO

Legal Services DAVID MAYES

Graphic Design SHARON LEVY

Special Thanks

#1 BEST WRITERS GROUP

BOB DEROSA

COLIN MCGINN

CHRIS NOLD

CORA OLSON

BEN ROCK

LYRA SMITH

ERIC WEN

DIANE & COSIMO

Headphones recommended!

Instagram, Twitter, & TikTok: @lovearkpodcast

For episode transcriptions or other questions, please email [email protected]

New episodes every Monday!

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26 MIN
The Love Ark, Ep. 3: “The Isle of GHRQ”
SEP 27, 2021
The Love Ark, Ep. 3: “The Isle of GHRQ”

It’s “The Love Boat” on Noah’s Ark!  “The Love Ark” is a scripted comedy podcast based on the Noah’s Ark story, in the style of “The Love Boat.” Romance! Miracles! Murder! And two of each animal.

Episode 3: “The Isle of GHRQ”

The Ark encounters a tiny island inhabited by Noah’s sister, Carol, and millions of roaches. As the siblings catch up, Noah explores the possibility of worshipping a different, more benevolent deity. Meanwhile, Naameh helps Shem and Marilyn find an animal that they can pretend to give birth to, and Ham makes a play for Noah's love.

Cast

LEON RUSSOM.....Noah

ALICYN PACKARD.....Naameh

DEREK MEHN.....Ham

WILL MILES.....Japheth

NICK TURNER.....Shem

MOLLY HAWKEY.....Marilyn

LAUREN VAN KURIN.....Aunt Carol, Lisa the Gorilla, and Adonis the Unicorn

SCOTT GOLDEN.....Roscoe the Parrot, Frank the Unicorn, Rhino, and Announcer

Written, produced, directed, and edited by JONAS OPPENHEIM

Music composed and performed by ZACHARY BERNSTEIN

The Love Ark theme sung by MICHAEL LANAHAN

Sound Designer JAIME ROBLEDO

Foley Artist MONIQUE REYMOND

Foley Mixer ROBERTO ALEGRIA

Foley FX TRANSPARENT SOUND

Additional material by ED GOODMAN, RAY OLSON, & NICK TURNER

Recorded at the M1-5 West recording studio by RILEY GEARE

Additional Engineering FRANCESCO CARROZZO

Legal Services DAVID MAYES

Graphic Design SHARON LEVY

Special Thanks

#1 BEST WRITERS GROUP

BOB DEROSA

COLIN MCGINN

CHRIS NOLD

CORA OLSON

BEN ROCK

LYRA SMITH

ERIC WEN

DIANE & COSIMO

Headphones recommended!

Instagram, Twitter, & TikTok: @lovearkpodcast

For episode transcriptions or other questions, please email [email protected]

New episodes every Monday!

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24 MIN
The Love Ark, Ep. 2: “Murder, She Arked”
SEP 20, 2021
The Love Ark, Ep. 2: “Murder, She Arked”

It’s “The Love Boat” on Noah’s Ark!  “The Love Ark” is a scripted comedy podcast based on the Noah’s Ark story, in the style of “The Love Boat.” Romance! Miracles! Murder! And two of each animal.

Episode 2: “Murder, She Arked!”  

When mystery writer and renown sleuth Jessica Fletcher washes up on a lifeboat, she and Japheth fall in love. But when Jessica starts poking her nose into the mystery of a missing passenger, Ham has to cover his tracks...and he drags Noah into the coverup. Also, Shem and Marilyn get fake-married.

Cast 

LEON RUSSOM.....Noah 

ALICYN PACKARD.....Naameh 

DEREK MEHN.....Ham 

WILL MILES.....Japheth 

NICK TURNER.....Shem 

MOLLY HAWKEY.....Marilyn 

LAUREN VAN KURIN.....Jessica Fletcher, Babs the Chicken, and Adonis the Unicorn 

SCOTT GOLDEN.....Chuck the Rooster, Frank the Unicorn, Cow, Snake, Giraffe, and Announcer 

Written, produced, directed, and edited by JONAS OPPENHEIM

Music composed and performed by ZACHARY BERNSTEIN

The Love Ark theme sung by MICHAEL LANAHAN

Sound Designer JAIME ROBLEDO

Foley Artist MONIQUE REYMOND

Foley Mixer ROBERTO ALEGRIA

Foley FX TRANSPARENT SOUND

Additional material by ED GOODMAN, RAY OLSON, & NICK TURNER

Recorded at the M1-5 West recording studio by RILEY GEARE

Additional Engineering FRANCESCO CARROZZO

Legal Services DAVID MAYES

Graphic Design SHARON LEVY

Special Thanks 

#1 BEST WRITERS GROUP 

BOB DEROSA 

COLIN MCGINN 

CHRIS NOLD 

CORA OLSON 

BEN ROCK 

LYRA SMITH 

ERIC WEN 

DIANE & COSIMO

Headphones recommended!

Instagram, Twitter, & TikTok: @lovearkpodcast

For episode transcriptions or other questions, please email [email protected]

New episodes every Monday!

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25 MIN