Firecrotch & Normcore: THEY LIKE TO WATCH

You know who likes to watch? Santa, that's who: He sees you when you're sleeping. He knows when you're awake. And if you've been pouting, FORGET ABOUT IT. But would Kris Kringle's (and your) attention be better fixed upon the latest high-end Netflix spy thriller? Come inside for a rare difference of opinion between FC and NC.

Write us a 'Santa, Baby' letter: [email protected]

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Wassailing arranged by Annabel Port

The answer is YES we loved After the Party as much as everyone said we would. And yes again: FireCrotch is writing a toi, dans le St. Pancras waiting room avant qu'elle departe pour Gay Pareee. Plus nepo sibs and cinema conflict. Oh, and have we mentioned we're doing a live show?!

Happy December, you are now allowed your Christmas tree or wreath. It's too soon for us, but the point is you can go for it now without being insane. 

How was Thanksgiving? What did FireCrotch-y cook and which of her fun capers went awry? 

Plus we talk Ren Faire, the best thing we've seen in ages, from Lance Oppenheim: Harvard Bro.

We sat down with Jesse at a house, in a cow shed with a corrugated iron roof to talk about the season one finale. Who wants to hear about it? Yeah? Well, you're out of luck, 'cause nothing happened, we just knitted and made salads, did some yoga. And no one will tell you different, because we killed the stripper.

Can he scuba? Will he buckle under the intellectual scrutiny? Could this be the defining moment of his life? Or it could be what is should be: Nothing at all.

BT-Dubz: That's it from Jarmstrong until January, as we're taking a short break. We're not sorry for what we're doing, which is correct, but we're sorry for how it makes you feel. And we're sorry it had to be today.

We're doing a live show! Come and watch us explode on the launch pad: https://dice.fm/partner/dice/event/avnxb2-they-like-to-watch-live-25th-jan-the-bill-murray-london-tickets

Make initial contact: [email protected]

We want to do good things, but we don't have the financing: https://www.patreon.com/THEYLIKETOWATCH

Corn bread! Gravy! Pecan pie!

Our next-stop-Thanksgiving attitude might annoy some of you but as Bertrand Russell once said: "girl, you do you".

We're doing us this week, which means a classic Thanksgiving film, Wicked's newest fan-girl, and a terrifying letter through the letter-box.