Firecrotch & Normcore: THEY LIKE TO WATCH

Hello, darling babies. We would never abandon you*. We're just taking a moment to figure out how to keep you nourished now that the Jesse Armstrong rewatch is over. Press play, and listen to us talk through that, including an *incredibly* laboured sandwich metaphor.

Email us: fuckoff@firecrotchandnormcore.com

Patreon (revamp INCOMING): https://www.patreon.com/c/THEYLIKETOWATCH

* There are circumstances of either extremely good or extremely bad fortune in which we'd abandon you.

If it is to be said, so it be... so it is.

Welcome aboard, we're about to do the knock and invite Jesse up to our cabin for the full dirty on the season two finale, ‘This Is Not For Tears’ - does he have the vim, though?

Are his toenails aesthetically pleasing? How many severed d**ks could he fit into his B-bag? And does he wonder if the sad he'd be without us would be less than the sad he gets from being with us?

How much those of us who watched his show bear responsibility is for another day. But this is the day his reign ends.

* If we come through this, is there a thing where we like talk to each other about stuff normally? fuckoff@firecrotchandnormcore.com

* Put in ten bil. Laird can put together the rest, and the exit horizon's like six years: https://www.patreon.com/THEYLIKETOWATCH

* The show's brilliant. Who cares what some... old white dude from The New York Times says? https://sohotheatre.com/events/sara-barron-anything-for-you/

What is the difference - is there a difference - between a generic bout of bad breath and simply stinking of a single food item? How offensive can we get when discussing the elderly? Especially given it's a demographic far closer to either of us than, say, youth. All this and more thanks to a single visit to a National Trust property. Plus we talk about Jack Thorne & Stephen Graham's new show Adolescence, which is truly a masterpiece, and we are VERY SERIOUS about it because being flippant felt weird. 

We welcome everyone to today’s hearing, where Jesse Armstrong will be facing scutiny on the penultimate episode of season two.

Is he unusually subject to the vicissitudes of public opinion? Do the phrases "human furniture" or "footstooling" mean anything to him? And is he now - or has he ever been - a member of the Cruise Dirty Sеxf**k Cover-up Party?

So: Go hard. Go fast. Go - ya lovely bastards!

Sara, a noble lioness, encounters another noble lioness on the karaoke plains of north-east London. Who survives the battle? And who's still using aerosol deodorant? Big questions, as usual, plus we watch the new Kate Hudson/Mindy Kaling project.

See Sara at Soho Theatre later this month: https://sohotheatre.com/events/sara-barron-anything-for-you/