<description>&lt;p&gt;bröther may i have some spööks? On this episode of YCSM, Brandon ponders how one throws a bee, Mario wants Mothman and Slenderman to kiss, and Bob discovers what mud monsters are really made of!&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;(00:00) bröther may i have some spööks?&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;(03:24) Mario's History Lesson&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;(14:43) "Judging a Book by Its Cover" ft. Brandon&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;(37:58) Brandon's Chapter Summary&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;(1:13:03) Mario's Chapter Summary&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;(1:26:37) Bob's Chapter Summary&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;(1:46:39) TV Episode Discussion&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;(2:12:44) Overall Review&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;(2:19:15) Podcast Updates!&lt;/p&gt;
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bröther may i have some spööks? On this episode of YCSM, Brandon ponders how one throws a bee, Mario wants Mothman and Slenderman to kiss, and Bob discovers what mud monsters are really made of!
(00:00) bröther may i have some spööks?
(03:24) Mario's History Lesson
(14:43) "Judging a Book by Its Cover" ft. Brandon
(37:58) Brandon's Chapter Summary
(1:13:03) Mario's Chapter Summary
(1:26:37) Bob's Chapter Summary
(1:46:39) TV Episode Discussion
(2:12:44) Overall Review
(2:19:15) Podcast Updates!
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You Can't Scare Me!

<description>&lt;p&gt;Bad dog! On this episode of YCSM, Bob has a bad dream, Brandon writes a sentence guaranteed to give you a migraine, and Mario gets a phone call!&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;(00:00) Dog Mess Express&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;(04:53) Introduction&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;(09:24) Mario&amp;#39;s History Lesson&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;(29:23) &amp;quot;Judging a Book by Its Cover&amp;quot; ft. Brandon&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;(58:30) Chapter Summary Discussion: Mario&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;(1:22:29) Chapter Summary Discussion: Bob&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;(1:50:02) Chapter Summary Discussion: Brandon&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;(2:28:13) TV Episode Discussion&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;(3:17:10) Overall Review&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="https://www.patreon.com/youcantscareme"&gt;⁠Support us on Patreon!⁠&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
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Bad dog! On this episode of YCSM, Bob has a bad dream, Brandon writes a sentence guaranteed to give you a migraine, and Mario gets a phone call!
(00:00) Dog Mess Express
(04:53) Introduction
(09:24) Mario&#39;s History Lesson
(29:23) &quot;Judging a Book by Its Cover&quot; ft. Brandon
(58:30) Chapter Summary Discussion: Mario
(1:22:29) Chapter Summary Discussion: Bob
(1:50:02) Chapter Summary Discussion: Brandon
(2:28:13) TV Episode Discussion
(3:17:10) Overall Review
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The Werewolf of Fever Swamp

<description>&lt;p&gt;HANDS! BEAUTIFUL HANDS!! On this episode of YCSM, Mario lets out an exasperated sigh, Bob can&amp;#39;t find his Brain Grain™ cereal, and Brandon can&amp;#39;t stop screaming!&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;(00:00) Introduction&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;(04:39) Mario's History Lesson&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;(20:08) Cover Discussion&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;(29:28) Bob's Chapter Summary&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;(54:31) Brandon's Chapter Summary&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;(1:33:04) Mario's Chapter Summary&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;(1:49:04) TV Episode Discussion&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;(2:20:26) Overall Review&lt;/p&gt;
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HANDS! BEAUTIFUL HANDS!! On this episode of YCSM, Mario lets out an exasperated sigh, Bob can&#39;t find his Brain Grain™ cereal, and Brandon can&#39;t stop screaming!
(00:00) Introduction
(04:39) Mario's History Lesson
(20:08) Cover Discussion
(29:28) Bob's Chapter Summary
(54:31) Brandon's Chapter Summary
(1:33:04) Mario's Chapter Summary
(1:49:04) TV Episode Discussion
(2:20:26) Overall Review
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Piano Lessons Can Be Murder

<description>&lt;p&gt;Beware the dumb witch! On this episode of YCSM, Brandon gives practical advice for dealing with cops, Bob becomes Ceam Taptain, and Mario desperately wishes that Pokémon were real!&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;(00:00) Introduction&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;(05:00) Mario&amp;#39;s History Lesson&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;(17:40) Cover Discussion&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;(34:26) Brandon's Chapter Summary&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;(1:10:27) Mario's Chapter Summary&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;(1:30:03) Bob's Chapter Summary&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;(2:03:06) TV Episode Discussion&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;(2:23:49) Overall Review&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="https://www.patreon.com/youcantscareme"&gt;⁠Support us on Patreon!⁠&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
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Beware the dumb witch! On this episode of YCSM, Brandon gives practical advice for dealing with cops, Bob becomes Ceam Taptain, and Mario desperately wishes that Pokémon were real!
(00:00) Introduction
(05:00) Mario&#39;s History Lesson
(17:40) Cover Discussion
(34:26) Brandon's Chapter Summary
(1:10:27) Mario's Chapter Summary
(1:30:03) Bob's Chapter Summary
(2:03:06) TV Episode Discussion
(2:23:49) Overall Review
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Be Careful What You Wish For

<description>&lt;p&gt;Gotcha, gotcha, gotcha! On this episode of YCSM, Bob recalls years of terrible school lunches, Mario remembers his catchphrase, and Brandon doesn&amp;#39;t care about customs!&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;(00:00) A Note from the Network Censor&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;(01:20) Introduction&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;(06:16) Mario&amp;#39;s History Lesson&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;(20:10) Cover Discussion&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;(56:12) Mario's Chapter Summary&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;(1:23:04) Bob's Chapter Summary&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;(1:42:55) Brandon's Chapter Summary&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;(2:18:52) TV Episode Discussion&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;(3:00:59) Overall Review&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="https://www.patreon.com/youcantscareme"&gt;⁠Support us on Patreon!⁠&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
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Gotcha, gotcha, gotcha! On this episode of YCSM, Bob recalls years of terrible school lunches, Mario remembers his catchphrase, and Brandon doesn&#39;t care about customs!
(00:00) A Note from the Network Censor
(01:20) Introduction
(06:16) Mario&#39;s History Lesson
(20:10) Cover Discussion
(56:12) Mario's Chapter Summary
(1:23:04) Bob's Chapter Summary
(1:42:55) Brandon's Chapter Summary
(2:18:52) TV Episode Discussion
(3:00:59) Overall Review
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The Haunted Mask

Listen closely... Do you hear that? OH MY GOD! It's Mario, Bob, Brandon and (sometimes) Rachel venturing through all 62 of the original Goosebumps books by "Jovial Bob" R.L. Stine! Join them for magic hares, "Who's there?"s and jump scares in this super chill episodic podcast that they'll be sued for if they're not careful! Did I mention they also compare the books with their TV show counterparts? No? Well I just did!<a href="https://www.patreon.com/youcantscareme">⁠Support us on Patreon!⁠</a>

You Can't Scare Me!

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