<description>&lt;p&gt;I’m don’t love it! On this episode of YCSM, Mario calls RFK Jr an idiot to his face (not a joke), Bob learns every way to pronounce “papier-mâché”, and Brandon struggles to pronounce “Jacobus” correctly!&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;(00:00) Introduction&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;(03:17) Mario's History Lesson&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;(35:52) &amp;quot;Judging a Book by Its Cover&amp;quot; ft. Brandon&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;(56:43) Mario’s Chapter Summary&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;(1:31:59) Bob’s Chapter Summary&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;(1:53:52) Brandon’s Chapter Summary&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;(2:16:03) TV Episode Discussion&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;(2:30:24) Overall Review&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;(2:36:22) Goodreads Reads&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="https://www.patreon.com/youcantscareme"&gt;⁠Support us on Patreon!⁠&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="https://youtu.be/DBhj8EczAck"&gt;⁠Here’s a video version of this podcast!&lt;/p&gt;
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I’m don’t love it! On this episode of YCSM, Mario calls RFK Jr an idiot to his face (not a joke), Bob learns every way to pronounce “papier-mâché”, and Brandon struggles to pronounce “Jacobus” correctly!(00:00) Introduction(03:17) Mario's History Lesson(35:52) &quot;Judging a Book by Its Cover&quot; ft. Brandon(56:43) Mario’s Chapter Summary(1:31:59) Bob’s Chapter Summary(1:53:52) Brandon’s Chapter Summary(2:16:03) TV Episode Discussion(2:30:24) Overall Review(2:36:22) Goodreads Reads<a href="https://www.patreon.com/youcantscareme">⁠Support us on Patreon!⁠</a><a href="https://youtu.be/DBhj8EczAck">⁠Here’s a video version of this podcast!

Go Eat Worms!

<description>&lt;p&gt;It’s a Stine Crime! On this episode of YCSM, Bob uses examples for credit, Brandon becomes a witch and curses himself with extra warts, and Mario’s Grandma won’t let him jack it!&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;(00:00) Introduction&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;(05:23) Mario's History Lesson&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;(22:21) &amp;quot;Judging a Book by Its Cover&amp;quot; ft. Brandon&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;(52:42) Bob’s Chapter Summary&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;(1:16:02) Brandon’s Chapter Summary&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;(1:37:11) Mario’s Chapter Summary&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;(1:58:37) TV Episode Discussion&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;(2:16:52) Overall Review&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;(2:27:24) Goodreads Reads&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="https://www.patreon.com/youcantscareme"&gt;⁠Support us on Patreon!⁠&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="https://youtu.be/9cpM5L5FPYA"&gt;⁠Here’s a video version of this podcast!&lt;/p&gt;
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It’s a Stine Crime! On this episode of YCSM, Bob uses examples for credit, Brandon becomes a witch and curses himself with extra warts, and Mario’s Grandma won’t let him jack it!(00:00) Introduction(05:23) Mario's History Lesson(22:21) &quot;Judging a Book by Its Cover&quot; ft. Brandon(52:42) Bob’s Chapter Summary(1:16:02) Brandon’s Chapter Summary(1:37:11) Mario’s Chapter Summary(1:58:37) TV Episode Discussion(2:16:52) Overall Review(2:27:24) Goodreads Reads<a href="https://www.patreon.com/youcantscareme">⁠Support us on Patreon!⁠</a><a href="https://youtu.be/9cpM5L5FPYA">⁠Here’s a video version of this podcast!

The Scarecrow Walks at Midnight

<description>&lt;p&gt;Water in the fire WHY?! On this episode of YCSM, Brandon gets caught up in the crossfire, Bob steps on some fire coral, and Mario discovers Cthulhu!&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;(00:00) In the Laboratory of Dr. Weird&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;(00:35) Introduction&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;(03:26) Mario&amp;#39;s History Lesson&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;(21:05) &amp;quot;Judging a Book by Its Cover&amp;quot; ft. Brandon&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;(43:07) Bob’s Chapter Summary&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;(1:07:16) Brandon’s Chapter Summary&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;(1:28:40) Mario’s Chapter Summary&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;(1:45:23) Overall Review&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;(1:57:14) Goodreads Reads&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="https://www.patreon.com/youcantscareme" target="_blank" rel="ugc noopener noreferrer"&gt;⁠Support us on Patreon!⁠&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="https://youtu.be/FqAt8DkpAeU" target="_blank" rel="ugc noopener noreferrer"&gt;⁠Here’s a video version of this podcast!&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
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Water in the fire WHY?! On this episode of YCSM, Brandon gets caught up in the crossfire, Bob steps on some fire coral, and Mario discovers Cthulhu!(00:00) In the Laboratory of Dr. Weird(00:35) Introduction(03:26) Mario&#39;s History Lesson(21:05) &quot;Judging a Book by Its Cover&quot; ft. Brandon(43:07) Bob’s Chapter Summary(1:07:16) Brandon’s Chapter Summary(1:28:40) Mario’s Chapter Summary(1:45:23) Overall Review(1:57:14) Goodreads Reads<a href="https://www.patreon.com/youcantscareme" target="_blank" rel="ugc noopener noreferrer">⁠Support us on Patreon!⁠</a><a href="https://youtu.be/FqAt8DkpAeU" target="_blank" rel="ugc noopener noreferrer">⁠Here’s a video version of this podcast!</a>

Deep Trouble

<description>&lt;p&gt;We need that Heimlich! On this special bonus episode of YCSM, Mario jams on an egg sandwich, Brandon says goodbye to Ganon, and Bob rots in hell!&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;(00:00) Introduction&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;(21:09) Episode 1: Say Cheese and Die!&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;(1:44:00) Episode 2: The Haunted Mask&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;(2:20:46) Overall Review&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="https://www.patreon.com/youcantscareme" rel="ugc noopener noreferrer" target="_blank"&gt;⁠Support us on Patreon!⁠&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="https://youtu.be/5eNoUdMweYA" rel="ugc noopener noreferrer" target="_blank"&gt;⁠Here’s a video version of this podcast!&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
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We need that Heimlich! On this special bonus episode of YCSM, Mario jams on an egg sandwich, Brandon says goodbye to Ganon, and Bob rots in hell!(00:00) Introduction(21:09) Episode 1: Say Cheese and Die!(1:44:00) Episode 2: The Haunted Mask(2:20:46) Overall Review<a href="https://www.patreon.com/youcantscareme" rel="ugc noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">⁠Support us on Patreon!⁠</a><a href="https://youtu.be/5eNoUdMweYA" rel="ugc noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">⁠Here’s a video version of this podcast!</a>

The Goosebumps 2023 TV Series - Eps 1 and 2

<description>&lt;p&gt;Cuddles, no! On this episode of YCSM, Mario gives expert testimony, Bob deploys Fart_with_Reverb.mp3, and Brandon rewrites Goosebumps in iambic pentameter!&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;(00:00) RIP George Lowe&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;(01:26) Introduction&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;(04:05) Mario's History Lesson&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;(19:16) "Judging a Book by Its Cover" ft. Brandon&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;(46:21) Brandon's Chapter Summary&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;(1:15:11) Mario's Chapter Summary&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;(1:44:18) Bob's Chapter Summary&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;(1:56:05) Overall Review&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="https://www.patreon.com/youcantscareme" rel="ugc noopener noreferrer" target="_blank"&gt;⁠Support us on Patreon!⁠&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="https://youtu.be/YaDLhQMtZp4" rel="ugc noopener noreferrer" target="_blank"&gt;⁠Here’s a video version of this podcast!&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
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Cuddles, no! On this episode of YCSM, Mario gives expert testimony, Bob deploys Fart_with_Reverb.mp3, and Brandon rewrites Goosebumps in iambic pentameter!(00:00) RIP George Lowe(01:26) Introduction(04:05) Mario's History Lesson(19:16) "Judging a Book by Its Cover" ft. Brandon(46:21) Brandon's Chapter Summary(1:15:11) Mario's Chapter Summary(1:44:18) Bob's Chapter Summary(1:56:05) Overall Review<a href="https://www.patreon.com/youcantscareme" rel="ugc noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">⁠Support us on Patreon!⁠</a><a href="https://youtu.be/YaDLhQMtZp4" rel="ugc noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">⁠Here’s a video version of this podcast!</a>

Monster Blood II

Listen closely... Do you hear that? OH MY GOD! It's Mario, Bob, Brandon and (sometimes) Rachel venturing through all 62 of the original Goosebumps books by "Jovial Bob" R.L. Stine! Join them for magic hares, "Who's there?"s and jump scares in this super chill episodic podcast that they'll be sued for if they're not careful! Did I mention they also compare the books with their TV show counterparts? No? Well I just did!<a href="https://www.patreon.com/youcantscareme">⁠Support us on Patreon!⁠</a>

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