108.9 The Hawk with Jason Gore and Geoff Garlock

Buckle up, Val Verde! The Geoff and Whisp Show is here to drag you out of bed with a healthy dose of classic rock! This episode's got it all: ZZ Top's hairy man requirements, the tragic tale of Uncle Petruchio's helium-filled meats, and Whisp’s mind-bending encounter with Michael Jackson, Paul McCartney, and…”College Ramen?” Plus, we venture into the dangers of Slayer Gulch, get a traffic update from the one and only Art Spart, and ask the tough questions: Are YOU a Toolhead? It's morning radio the way it's supposed to be – loud, and with Whisp and Geoff!

• Tool In The Sand: Was it worth it just to hear some Bill Hicks?
• Jason Gore: Shut up and clean the kitchen, Jason!
• He Ain’t No Angel: The ghost of Gregg Allman has appeared at Val Verde Civic Center

Sponsored by Shetland Creameries, Brain Juice, Val Verde Christian Fellowship and John Bargain, DDS.

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Geoff "The Angry Man" Garlock and Big "Toot Toot" Truck broadcast live from Tuzzard Motors! Do you want a deal on a car from your past that has just been remade by Bucky Tuzzard and his son, Tucky? Then come on down to Tuzzard Motors, right there on the Four Motor Mile! Learn how the Tuzzard's create their vehicles in extremely unconventional ways to give Val Verde car buyers the best deals in town. 

• Go With God, In A Tuzzard: It’s the Tuzzard Motors catchphrase.
• Gallagher Four: Even though they started with on a different path, all Gallagher roads eventually lead to Gallagher.
• “Top Gun” to “Nerds”: Big Truck hits you with some movie lore.
• Cerebro - Bucky Tuzzard has one and he knows how to harness its power.
• Michael Winslow School of Good Voices: All the greats studied here, including Big Truck.

Sponsored by:

• Brandy, Brandy
• Pizza Emporium
• Cowboy BootTown

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Welcome to Classic Hawk! Your weekly replay of some of our favorite episodes from archives of 108.9 The Hawk.

Today’s Episode: The Woodstock 99 Simulation with Jake Fogelnest

Jason Gore is BACK in the co-host chair of the 108.9 The Hawk Morning Show with Geoff "The Angry Man" Garlock. VR developer, SAGE LUKATHER (Jake Fogelnest) stops by the Hawknest to show off his new Woodstock '99 VR experience. Farmer Dan also stops by to discuss "Fall Festival Days" at Shetland Creameries and take a spin on Sage's VR experience to right some wrongs.

Guest Starring: Jake Fogelnest (The Tonight Show, Difficult People, Wet Hot American Summer: First Day of Camp)

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In this uproarious episode of 108.9 The Hawk, Geoff “The Angry Man” Garlock and Whisp Turlington are unexpectedly joined by Triscopher Smith (DC Pierson), a voice-over coach who wanders into their studio and offers to help them improve their ad reads. What ensues is a series of escalating antics, as the hosts try their best to impress their new mentor. Meanwhile, chaos unfolds back at the station as their old rival, 98.6 The Squirt, has returned! Will the show survive? Or will this be the end of 108.9 The Hawk?

• Farmer Dan’s cold read!
• An in-depth discussion about the merits of Virginia Slim's Seltzer
• Art Spart’s got your MEATS!
• How coked up was the first Crosby, Stills, and Nash record?
• Big Truck promotes his upcoming Hawkcast live at Uncle Petruchio’s!

Sponsored by: I’m Still Sandin’, Sharney’s and Channel 8!

Guest Starring: DC Pierson (The Architect Who Designed New York, Captain America: The Winter Soldier)

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The Boogie Woogie Flu has taken hold of Val Verde. There is no cure or treatment, so Whisp Turlington and Geoff "The Angry Man" Garlock are sealed up in the Rock N' Roll RV, giving you the news you need to survive! Big Truck gives you a live report from Hog Street! 

• He's Not A Real Doctor: But his X handle is MickFleetwoodMD. Mick calls in to discuss the situation with Geoff. 
• "OOOOOH EEEEEE": The 90's Mellencamp Van Morrison cover of "Wild Night" has a certain effect on Boogie Woogie Flu victims!
• Animatronic Jim Henson: Uh oh, he's here.

Sponsored by: Shitbox Airlines and Absurd Scoops

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