The Modern Apes Podcast

Join the "APE ARMY" on Patreon right now before the price goes up May 1st. https://www.patreon.com/c/TheModernApes https://www.patreon.com/c/TheModernApes https://www.patreon.com/c/TheModernApes What is going on this week team! If you have been keeping up with what has been going on with Tristan in his personal life on the Patreon then you know why this episode makes sense. We are talking the OLD WORLD, and it gets MESSY! I hope that you guys are tuned in for a good one. This week the boys take a trip into the old world! They dive into everything from the old underground caverns and caves of old school London. Then DBG breaks down "very quickly" the life and time of a one William Wallace. Make sure to like, subscribe, and hit that DERN notification bell. Plus leave a comment for the boys in these times of need, we love it! #comedy #humor #legionofskanks #storywarz #cockfight #modernapes #newvideo #modern Follow The Boys on Socials: Tristan Bowling: IG: https://www.instagram.com/p/DWwcq1tCC3I/ Daniel Bridge-Gadd: IG: https://www.instagram.com/daniel_bridge_gadd/ Modern Apes IG: https://www.instagram.com/the_modern_apes/ CHAPTERS: 0:00 The beginning 1:42 Oh the Riffs 3:20 More of the same old riff 7:30 Well this got long didn't it? 14:05 Stunting on the New World 17:30 Join The Patreon 20:00 Worst Places to be in the old world 23:00 Knights and what they are 26:23 Born To Protect The Queen 31:30 The Queen Said What!? 34:00 I Wish You The Best 39:00 We Are Almost at William 42:00 When did Willy Come Out? 43:10 The longest Riff 49:40 Finally We Get Some Wallace 1:04:12 Patreon Names(Join Now) Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Join the "APE ARMY" on Patreon right now before the price goes up May 1st. https://www.patreon.com/c/TheModernApes https://www.patreon.com/c/TheModernApes https://www.patreon.com/c/TheModernApes What is going on this week team! If you have been keeping up with what has been going on with Tristan in his personal life on the Patreon then you know why this episode makes sense. We are talking BREAKUPS, and yes it gets personal. We start things off with Daniel going into the top ten worst places to break up as per some wild website called the "Red & Black" which is for sure made by some young college chick which is hilarious. I mean on the list to name a couple is right before a family vacation or before a friends funeral. Then Tristan gets in to one of the most infamous break ups in recent memory, the whole Brad and Angelina spectacle of the late 10's. While a lot of it was public info, the boys go deep into some of the wild facts about the ending of Mr. and Mrs. Smith that you may not know.....and Daniel got a very important fact about one of their kids right based off just his spidey sense lol! Make sure to like, subscribe, and hit that DERN notification bell. Plus leave a comment for the boys in these times of need, we love it! #comedy #humor #legionofskanks #storywarz #cockfight #modernapes #newvideo #modern Follow The Boys on Socials: Tristan Bowling: IG: https://www.instagram.com/p/DWwcq1tCC3I/ Daniel Bridge-Gadd: IG: https://www.instagram.com/daniel_bridge_gadd/ Modern Apes IG: https://www.instagram.com/the_modern_apes/ CHAPTERS: 0:00 Join The Patreon 1:42 We Are Talking Breakups 3:20 Daniel's Highschool Father In Law 7:30 Tristan's Breakups Till Now 14:05 Stimming on Companies 17:30 Join The Patreon 20:00 Worst Places to Breakup 23:00 Cymbalta Ads 26:23 Born To Hold The Mic 31:30 Up A Bartenders Whatever 34:00 I Wish You The Best 39:00 How Could I Let You Walk Away 42:00 When did Anaconda Come Out 43:10 The Llama Incident 49:40 Brad & Angelina Story 52:10 Brad Fights on a Plane 1:01:44 Child Servies Called 1:03:17 Daniel was RIGHT!! 1:04:12 Patreon Names(Join Now) Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

JOIN THE PATREON BEFORE MAY 1ST BEFORE PRICE GOES UP!! https://www.patreon.com/themodernapes https://www.patreon.com/themodernapes https://www.patreon.com/themodernapes What's good team, you know what time of the week it is! Time to get absolutely schwifty with The Modern Apes. This week we got a BIG modern apes guest for you, all the way from Austin Texas, it's Mike Eaton! We bring him in to talk Subway stories and facts, plus a few of his insightful wild takes made it through. Tristan comes in with the infamous Bernhard Goetz and his story of the Subway Scandal of 1984 in New York City. Goetz got off with the murder of 4 teenagers in broad daylight, and GOT OFF! A story as old as time but this time told be the Modern Apes themselves. To close out the episode Daniel goes into some stats and interesting facts about the ups and downs of riding the past and modern New York City subway system. Like did you know out of the 450+ Honestly we love when Big Mike comes into town, its always a blast and we hope to have him back on soon. Make sure to like and subscribe, but also YouTube is telling us like 5% of our subs have hit the notification bell to get updates, so turn that thing on and get it cranking. Tell a friend about the cast and JOIN THE PATREON BEFORE THE PRICE GOES UP! 0:00 Opening Riffs 2:30 The Best Cannoli 7:17 Brooklyn Cash Bars 13:36 Tristan is Sleepy 20:13 Adopting Children 22:00 Bernhard Goetz Scandal 29:10 Must Be Mud On The Brain 34:26 Cardi B's Real Name 40:02 I Called You A Girl 48:17 Felony Assaults on Subway 53:50 Major of Offenders 56:46 Patreon Names Follow The Boys on Socials Tristan Bowling: IG: https://www.instagram.com/p/DWwcq1tCC3I/ Daniel Bridge-Gadd: IG: https://www.instagram.com/daniel_bridge_gadd/ Modern Apes IG: https://www.instagram.com/the_modern_apes/ #comedy #jokes #legionofskanks #skankfest #luisjgomez #austincomedy #subway #nyc #tristanbowling #danielbridgegadd #moddernapes Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

As always if you liked what the boys are putting out make sure to join them weekly on Patreon for movie watchalongs and deep dives BTS with their highest level pod...Internal Affairs. https://www.patreon.com/c/TheModernApes https://www.patreon.com/c/TheModernApes https://www.patreon.com/c/TheModernApes Welcome back to another very exciting episode of The Modern Apes Podcast, with your favorite co hosts Daniel Bridge-Gadd and Tristan Bowling. This week the boys are talking "Bad Medicine, and no not the smash hit Bon Jovi song! We got some bad doctors, some would say one is arguably the worst of all time. Daniel kicks us off with the true story of how former SNL star Dana Carvey had what should have been a routine bypass surgery....but based on his unique anatomy the doctor cut the wrong valve in his heart and sent him home. Carvey showed up a week later with more chest pain and a lawyer this time. Long story short and 7.5 million dollars later Dana walked away with a clean bill of health and the doctor walked away with just a bill. Now Tristan came in with what some call next to the big H himself the most diabolical person in the German army. He is talking Josef Mengele, or as he was known in the camps as "The Angel of Death". With a weird interest in twins and people with different color eyes, lets just say stuff got hairy when the boys showed up. Listen to all of the wildness that would tank the video if I put it in the description. Enjoy and welcome to the Modern Ape Army! KEEP UP WITH THE APES HERE Tristan Bowling https://www.instagram.com/tristanisacomedian/ Daniel Bridge-Gadd https://www.instagram.com/daniel_bridge_gadd/ 0:00 Start 8:00 Dentist and Doctor Riffs 11:00 Daniel's Hot Dentist 20:00 Having Crazy White Teeth 28:10 Absolute Riffs Baby 31:00 Waking Up During Surgery 35:00 Dana Carvey's Intro 46:00 Tristan's Intro To Mengele 45:39 Being The 1st To Know 48:55 Leaving For South America 55:56 How He Got Caught 59:00 The Wrap Up #funnycomedy #funny #modernstories #modernapes #legionofskanks #podcast #tristanbowling #fyp #explore #newvideo #new Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

BECOME A MEMBER OF THE APE ARMY TODAY ON PATREON!!   / themodernapes   Mushy Mushy, Monkey Monkey! Welcome back to another glorious episode of The Modern Apes Podcast with Tristan Bowling & Daniel Bridge-Gadd. We wanted to thank you for making the last two weeks (the Luis J. Gomez ep/solo ep after) a huge success. We are growing this thing one member of the Apes Army at a time. This week the boys are talking warriors. After last week with the Cartoon Wars we thought it would be good to bring it back to the OG core of the pod and do some ANCIENT APES. That and we both really like the show the "Deadliest Warrior". Daniel pulled up with a pound for pound top ten warrior of all time. King Leonidas leader of the famed Spartan 300 army. We take a brief look inside the childhood of a king and what it took to make it in Spartan culture. Then obviously we jump right into the battle from the film where the Spartans faced a situation where the only way to move is forward, and there is nothing more glorious then a heroes way out. All in all if you like Ancient Greek history and big battles you should like this ep. Tristan comes in with a person so cool it knocked Daniel's hair back. Have you heard of Yasuke, well you are about to, and no he's not Afro Samurai….Daniel asked that already so you don't have to. Yasuke is looked at as the First Black Samurai on record. After showing up in Japan in 1579 he swore his services to Oda Nobunaga and fought during the Sengoku period. Dude was known for legendary fights and probably had something to do with why chocolate youths are all the sudden into Anime. If you liked the episode and want to support the boys for free, just like the vid and subscribe to the channel to become part of the APE ARMY!! Tristan Bowling Instagram:   / tristanisacomedian   Daniel Bridge-Gadd Instagram:   / daniel_bridge_gadd   Modern Apes Page: Instagram:   / the_modern_apes  1:15 Patreon & Intro 2:11 Opening Riffs 7:30 Siegfried & Roy Riff 8:25 McFish From McDonalds 8:50 More Effort 10:00 How To Become a Warrior 13:38 Simolean Pirate Tristan 14:15 Open Toed Gangsters 15:23 American Names 17:00 Favorite Class of Warrior 17:43 Scary Movie 19:00 Warriors in June 20:50 Send Pics In 24:30 The Spartan Way 26:40 Leonidas' Ascension To Thrown 30:24 Video Games 34:13 Middle Eastern Affairs 50:34 Leonidas Wrap Up 51:48 Wukong Looks Like Yasuke 55:16 Yasuke Sent To Rome 58:30 Gwangju Uprising 59:00 Back Sliding Temple 1:03:00 Who's They 1:04:40 Bad Drawings 1:10:00 Wrap Up #Comedy #comedypodcast #ancienthistory #leonidas #300 #history #luisjgomez #gasdigital #skankfest #legionofskanks #tristanbowling #danielbridgegadd #yasuke #trending #new #fyp #podcast #jokeworld Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices