Agnes and Ethel—sorry, Frankie! Frankie in Ethel's body!—go on a real date in the real world but it doesn't exactly go as planned.

Josh and Sunan, on the other hand, have a super fun best friend date involving snickerdoodles and a bobsled. But then they discover something less fun... imprisoned dolphins. What is Dyson Plexis up to?

Well, he's getting Frankie back in UltraLife, for one thing. Fresh off the heartbreak of her terrible date with Agnes, Frankie is surprisingly receptive to Dyson's pitch. Are our heroes all splitting up? And what is the deal with UltraWater? And why do Frankie's tears smell like teaberry?

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