VALUE FOR VALUE Thank you to the Bowl After Bowl Episode Producers: SircussMedia, cottongin, harvhat, HeyCitizen, ericpp Intro: Vincenzio Salvia - Winter Will Come GET FREE STICKERS! Send a self-addressed envelope to: PO Box 410154 Kansas City, MO 64141 FIRST TIME I EVER… Bowlers called in to discuss the First Time THEY Ever sat on Santa's lap. Next week, we want to hear about the First Time YOU Ever gave a Christmas gift. TOP THREE 33 Oklahoma parents recall terror, relief after 33 children, 5 staff escape Yukon day care fire caused by crash (KOCO)  Thailand says no ceasefire with Cambodia, more attacks, despite Trump claim (Al Jazeera / YouTube)  Marines 'toy' with success as 33-hour drive wraps up with heaps of holiday cheer (ABC) BEHIND THE CURTAIN What Trump's reclassification of pot, CBD could mean for seniors, research, stocks (CNBC)  Trump confirms he's considering marijuana reclassification order (00:13)  Trump signs executive order designating fentanyl as a weapon of mass destruction (White House)  The U.S. Supreme Court is declining to take up a case challenging the constitutionality of federal marijuana prohibition (Marijuana Moment) D.C. officials shut down additional businesses over illegal pot sales (ABCA) LAPD settles suit over pot raid that destroyed MRI machine (Law 360) METAL MOMENT Tonight, the RevCyberTrucker brings us Fifteen Stitches' Nemo Liber. Follow along with his shenanigans on the Fediverse at [email protected] ON CHAIN, OFF CHAIN, COCAINE, SHITSTAIN Alex Gleason's Alby liquidity email Bitcoin is failing its most important test (CryptoSlate) Historical performance of the Bitcoin index (Curvo.eu) Crypto founder Doe Kwan sentenced to 15 years in prison over $40 billion collapse (NBC) Trump says he will consider a pardon for Samourai cofounder (Bitcoin Magazine) KC Bitcoiners Circular Economy meetup WEDNESDAY 12/17 @ Rochester Brewing and Roasting 6:30 - 8:30 pm FUCK IT, DUDE. LET’S GO BOWLING Surgery-addicted influencer dies at 33 after reportedly changing social media handle to announce her death (Yahoo) Pickleball player plunges to death (FOX) German man owns 11,000 snow globes (UPI / Guinness) California zoo's escaped hornbill found at country club (UPI) Washington family's home flooded with unwanted Amazon packages (YouTube) Cowboys summoned for help when 13 cattle escape trailer on Missouri highway (KMBC / YouTube) Razor blades found in Walmart bread, suspect arrested in Mississippi (FOX) A woman is suing the IRS to get pets classified as dependents, eligible for tax deductions (The Independent) 92-year-old grandma wins Tekken 8 tournament within the Japanese senior citizen eSports league (Event Hubs) Skydiver's parachute gets caught on plane's win at 15,000 feet as jump goes horribly wrong (The Independent)