VALUE FOR VALUE Thank you to the Bowl After Bowl Episode Producers: cottongin, harvhat, ChadF, makeheroism, cbrooklyn, marykateultra, phifer, ericpp, revcybertrucker Play HyperSpaceOut the week after Sunday at 7pm Eastern PO Box 410154 Kansas City, MO 64141 Intro/Outro: Intl.Cmd - Sunset City FIRST TIME I EVER... Bowlers called in to discuss the First Time They Ever went to a sex shop. Next week, tell us about the First Time YOU Ever licked something off of someone else. TOP THREE 33 Epstein bought 330 gallons of sulphuric acid the day FBI opened rape probe as conspiracy theorists leap on shock receipt (The Sun) Daily update: Russia loses 980 troops, 33 artillery systems, nearly 12,000 drones in one day (UNITED24 Media) Blake Garrett, child actor in 'How to Eat Fried Worms,' dead at 33 (TMZ) BEHIND THE CURTAIN Marijuana remains Schedule I FDA hemp deadline looming (Marijuana Moment) Study finds "decrease in the odds of developmental delay in the first 2 years among cannabis exposed infants" (Academic Pediatrics) Chicago woman takes over boyfriend's cocaine operation while he recovered from being shot (CWB Chicago) METAL MOMENT Tonight, the RevCyberTrucker brings us Metal Church's FAFO. You can fuck around and find out about his shenanigans by following along with his  ON CHAIN, OFF CHAIN, COCAINE, SHITSTAIN Activity appears from Bitcoin account mentioned in Guthrie ransom note (TMZ) Jim Cramer says he's 'heard' Trump is 'gonna fill' the Bitcoin Reserve at $60,000 - what on-chain data tells us (Yahoo Finance) South Korean crypto exchange races to recover $40 billion bitcoin sent to customers by mistake (The Guardian) FUCK IT, DUDE. LET'S GO BOWLING! Missing pet snake found under neighbor's compost 15 months later (BBC) Young Dallas scientist builds nuclear fusion machine, eyes Guinness record (NBC DFW) Dream of mother leads SC woman to $13,000 lottery prize (SC Education Lottery) Five stranded skaters rescued from drifting ice sheet in Vermont (WCAX-3) 150-year-old bottle of alcohol found in Utah, tasted by experts (FOX 13) Olive Garden chef killed after diving headfirst into deep fryer naked (The US Sun) Paramedic faces charges after allegedly urinating on supervisor's desk, in pot of chili at work (WSFA) Japanese city cancels cherry blossom festival over badly behaved tourists (BBC) Florida man tossed $4K worth of stolen meat when he found his girlfriend cooking with another man, cops say (Independent) Small engine plane makes crash landing on busy roadway with minor injuries in Georgia (FOX 5)